Don't bruise the Foo!

The music coming from inside sounded like robots fucking. And complaining about it. In rhythmic monotone. European robots.

When I was writing 'You Suck,' in 2006, I constructed the diction of the book's narrator, perky Goth girl Abby Normal, from what I read on Goth blog sites.

You'll be amazed at some of the candor. Production-wise it may suck, but the content is better than anything on Showtime or HBO.

All of the trickster, rascal characters that I write have the voice I aspire to. In real life, you can't be that obnoxious and get away with it.

I think beta males on an evolutionary basis are much more successful than the alpha males are. You don't hear much about us, but there's a lot more of us out there.