Don't forget your suitcase.

You have to carry a suitcase full of spare assholes for every time you have to bend over and take it.

Those who follow do not see anything other than the asshole in front of them.

You're a pack of assholes!

Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me.

I've always wanted to have a suitcase handcuffed to my wrist.