Don't fuck with an English major. They keep lots of useless crap trapped in their heads. Once in a while they let some of it out and it bites you square on the ass.
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Related Or maybe they just accept that it's wrong in God's eyes, although not in their own, and they'll worr... CRAIG GROESCHEL You can't be a pussy all your life Todd. Someday you're just gonna have to say fuck it. DONALD RAY POLLOCK Fortunately, my care factor was now dangerously close to fuck-it levels. KYLIE SCOTT We're like America's little pit bull. They beat it, starve it, mistreat it, and once in a while they... EVAN WRIGHT My Barbies were usually naked. Once, I took their heads off, cut their hair, drew on their short, sp... JESSICA BIEL you know people seriously only deciding according to their needs and remember they dont a fuck to yo... FAAMIN They might make you feel you are useless or incomplete. Don't let it affect you. Keep calm and let y... AMEN MUFFLER When people don't like you... you feel it. They don't pay attention at you... they some kind a ignor... DEYTH BANGER We're facing some great teams, and some great pitchers, and I keep telling the girls that. They have... HEIDI MARTIN Some people will go to the opening of an envelope. They live their lives in the public eye and get o... JENSEN ACKLES [The poster] would have been a picture of an ass, with the cast coming out of the crack. PAUL BATES In a long story like 'Weathercraft,' it becomes kind of convoluted. It can become perhaps di... JIM WOODRING They might make you feel that you are useless or incomplete. Don't let it affect you. Keep calm and ... AMEN MUFFLER Once they shaved their heads, we saw that the shape of their heads really matched, BRETT RATNER What I've tried to tell them is that it's an acknowledgement of their hard work, but not to let it g... CHRIS AHERN The Ass Carrying the Image
AN ASS once carried through the streets of a city a famous wooden
Image,... AESOP There is only one true aristocracy . . . and that is the aristocracy of passionate souls! TENNESSEE WILLIAMS To keep it simple you run your gym like you run your house. Keep it clean and in good running order.... JOE GOLD This world is a joke, and I'm in it OLIWAH GOUDEE Don't worry, be crappy. Revolutionary means you ship and then test... Lots of things made the first ... GUY KAWASAKI Usually the first day of the draft is on the day of the spring game, so you miss it. But we have som... BROCK SPACK We came out ready to play. Melvin came in and established an inside presence for us. Once they went ... JUMAINE JONES Coaches go out with a little bit of strut in their step instead of hanging their heads down if they ... STEVE SPURRIER People of the world, today always say, "Look up to the sky, look up to the sky", but while they do t... C. JOYBELL C. Once in a while you get shown the light in the strangest of places, if you look at it right. GRATEFUL DEAD We may paint our faces. We may fuck around. But pussy-ass bitches here wont be found. My homies stan... INSANE CLOWN POSSE Even creating shit is hard to do. First, you need money to buy food. Then you have to chew it, eat i... JONATHAN HEATT The problem is, once people think a certain way about you, it's hard to get it out of their heads. EDWARD AVERETT The funny thing about fake ass people is that they don't exist in my world so get real or get the fu... JOHN MAIORANA (GIOVANNI) On long rebounds, we didn't box out well and they out-hustled us at times. Once they had a feel they... CRAIG TUREK Don't worry, be crappy. Revolutionary means you ship and then test... Lots of things made the fi... GUY KAWASAKI I think the law became an ass the day it let the psychiatrists get their hands on [it]. LYNN COMPTON And quit bringing up our forefathers and saying they were civil libertarians. Our founding fathers w... DENNIS MILLER Britain has taken itself out as a major player in the international system, at least for a while, wi... ROBERT KAGAN Alonso works very hard, and they play with a lot of passion. They sort of got us out of our game in ... ERIC SIMS I see hundreds of men come by on the road an’ on the ranches with their bindles on their back an�... JOHN STEINBECK For starters, that’s a rather simple principle of Time Travel right there – and according to the... CHRISTINA ENGELA To keep it simple you run your gym like you run your house. Keep it clean and in good running order.... JOE GOLD Now stiff on a pillar with a phallic air nelson stylites in Trafalgar square reminds the British wha... LAWRENCE DURRELL people dont know you till they meet you. dont smile if you dont want to, dont be a false person, don... CAROLINA JANETTE GOMEZ GONZALEZ So many of the things I invented I honestly did for fun, out of some perverse game of whether or not... DAVE EGGERS We're in the heads of the other teams. We're coming in here like a freight train, and we scare the c... BUD KEENE You said that you are smart, didn't you? 2112@1%, 2%1%2! 1(81%1@4 25 71@14 2)812) 2)85 69... DEYTH BANGER In the old days in France, they had beheadings of people who commit heinous crimes, ... Nevada Newsm... OSCAR GOODMAN Some people try to tell you the things you want in life are out of your grasp, while others lift you... KATIE KACVINSKY Ladies let me give you some advice: Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing ... TUCKER MAX Name the fears that are holding you back. It's the equivalent of flooding the boogeyman with light. GINA GREENLEE The main aim of education should be to send children out into the world with a reasonably sized anth... SIR JOHN MORTIMER They kept their heads, and in that final overtime, they came out and played. NAGENE THOMAS Fuck You Poem #45 Fuck you in slang and conventional English. Fuck you in lost and n... AMY GERSTLER I swims in the Tagus all across at once, and I rides on an ass or a mule, and swears Portuguese, and... LORD (GEORGE GORDON) BYRON I swims in the Tagus all across at once, and I rides on an ass or a mule, and swears Portuguese, and... LORD BYRON In some ways it's odd because a lot of people might walk into a prison with preconceived ideas about... KYES STEVENS Something like this comes out, people have a natural reaction to square their currency positions if ... ADRIAN FOSTER [You don't even know what you would call this grammatical two-step. (Fourth person? First person onc... JOE TORRE Some people will be in their zone and unaware of things around them (when they work out). Then there... JUSTIN SCHOTT They did some double-moving and stuff like that, but we still had to keep our heads in it and keep o... ANTHONY HENRY When we first started, early morning would come and some kids would have their heads on the table. N... DIANE MOGLE Something did happen, and I really don't feel proud of it. DEYTH BANGER We all live in a house on fire, no fire department to call; no way out, just the upstairs window to ... TENNESSEE WILLIAMS We all live in a house on fire, no fire department to call; no way out, just the upstairs window to ... TENNESSEE (THOMAS LANIER) WILLIAMS We all live in a house on fire, no fire department to call; no way out, just the upstairs window to ... TENNESSEE WILLIAMS Some of the bravest guys in combat situations, are also the most fragile when they get back out, ...... JOHN BLACK What Hamlet suffers from is a lack of zombies. Let us say Rosencrantz and Guildenstern show up—Ho-... LIBBA BRAY The guys did a great job out there tonight. They hustled, they worked hard out there and they kept t... BRIAN HOLT Lots of the wild animals in the caves have spears in them and blood coming out of their mouths and e... DALE GUTHRIE What's the difference between people who see and seek gaps and those that see and seek bridges? The ... RICHIE NORTON Every once in a while, you let a word or phrase out and you want to catch it and bring it back. You ... DAN QUAYLE They were the heart and sole of this team. They did everything they could to win. They should keep t... DANIELLE CHAISSON Time is a teacher which in the end it kills all it's students. (Synchronicity 2015 Film) DEYTH BANGER I felt like once (Johnson) did that, it took the life out of them. You could see it in their faces t... CRAIG AUSTRIE They're ready-made victims. They're reluctant to go to the police. They speak very little English. W... VERNON KEENAN It was an older store with a smaller square footage. I think they didn't want to invest in it anymor... APRIL WOODEN Keep in mind, hurting people often hurt other people as a result of their own pain. If somebody is r... JOEL OSTEEN For whatever reason, we relate to anything godlike with an English accent. The English are very prou... CHRIS HEMSWORTH 6 Ways To Give Your Mind A Break: 1. Stop stressing 2. Stop worrying 3. Give re... GERMANY KENT I was an English major. And I have run out of superlatives. MARTY SCHOTTENHEIMER Lots of English people say exactly the opposite of what they mean. LEON KRIER I appreciate the fact that you have one redeeming quality, Jack, but that is all it is. Just a hint ... K.A. LINDE They can keep their heads up because they took the No. 1 team in the country down to the wire. DENHAM BROWN Just about everything put out by Top Shelf and Drawn & Quarterly and Fantagraphics is what I kee... JEFFREY BROWN Don't waste your time trying to provide people with proof of deceit, in order to keep their love, wi... SHANNON L. ALDER I think our heads were just out of the game and our hearts weren't in it as it should have been. If ... HOLLY HARRIS And of them is he who hearkens to you, and We have cast veils over their hearts lest they understand... QURAN I don't think they rely on us a whole lot but every time we can chip in a goal it definitely helps. ... GREGORY CAMPBELL Prejudice is in all of us. Some consciously enact ridding it to open themselves to a richer life tex... JONATHAN CHEN dont let your abuser win ,,,, brake the silence they have no right to get away with it xx GRACE I think they were struggling to pass and it got in their heads a little bit. But we've been working ... CASSIE OSIECKI Give it up man. They didn't cast you. It's time to let it go. JAMES HITCHCOCK Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. He had the two wards of the fucking Marshal of the fucking Southern Pr... ILONA ANDREWS The Ass and the Grasshopper
An Ass having heard some Grasshoppers chirping, was highly enchanted; an... AESOP The life of an uneducated man is as useless as the tail of a dog which neither covers its rear end, ... CHANAKYA The life of an uneducated man is as useless as the tail of a dog which neither covers it’s rear en... CHANAKYA While some of my closest friends were jocks, it seemed that they spoke a different language with eac... MO ROCCA If you want a revenge, don't hold it. It poisons you. Either you just let the grudge go, or mak... TOBA BETA My main gripe with suicide bombers, besides the fact that they usually aren't on my side of an issue... JAMES EARL JONES On the one hand we want the Soviets to think that the situation might get out of hand, while on the ... HENRY KISSINGER The studious class are their own victims; they are thin and pale,
their feet are cold, their heads ... RALPH WALDO EMERSON I think lots of ideas are sometimes in our heads without us quite, you know, knowing it. RACHEL JOYCE They should hold their heads up high. To be 25-6-3 is nothing to be ashamed of. I've been in their s... BILL BEARD
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