Don't give advice. It will come back and bite you in the [butt]. Don't take anyone's advice. So, my advice to you is to be true to yourself and everything will be fine.


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I think I let go of the need for approval, ... It certainly feels good when you get it, but I used t...
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But seriously, I think overall in the scheme of things winning an Emmy is not important. Let's get o...
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"I see those picketers, and I think you know, if I weren't a loving, non-violent, spiritual person, ...
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The sixties were when hallucinogenic drugs were really, really big. And I don't think it's a coincid...
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"I swear if Colgate comes out with one more type of toothepaste. I just want clean teeth that's all ...
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Why is it that when you wipe up dust its called dusting but when you wipe up a spill its not called ...
ELLEN DEGENERES
You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me be...
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The problem with labels is that they lead to stereotypes and stereotypes lead to generalizations and...
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I was coming home from kindergarten - well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had...
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Don't hold onto things, it will only bring you pain.
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That's what life is all about. There's a lot of crying. So you'd better cry now and get used to it.
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The only way a no-legged leopard could hurt you is if it fell out of a tree onto your head.
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I still get scared at night. Every tiny creak, every little noise, I open my eyes real wide and list...
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[• Ellen DeGeneres , who was praised for her graceful performance as host of the Emmy Awards that ...
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We'll go see some theater, and we'll hang out and do some stuff there. We'll go to clubs, ... Ellen ...
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I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, ''...
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I feel sorry for the newscasters you know? We can turn it off. But that's their job and they have to...
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"I'm feeling so good. I feel like a million bucks. I'm focused, I'm alert, I'm zippy and top of my g...
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Come on, if you don't win tonight it doesn't mean you're not a good person, it just means you're not...
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You know me. Any excuse to put on a dress.
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"I feel like I have a hangover, without all the happy memories and mystery bruises."
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I'm on the patch right now. Where it releases small dosages of approval until I no longer crave it, ...
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Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that...
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Hello?..Oh, hi Tom. Ooh, I've been dying to see that movie...Mmm no, I just opened up some yogurt. I...
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It's definitely a heterosexual feeling, but it's directed at you.
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Yeah [I'm thirty-six], but on the show I'm thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old w...
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I was raised around heterosexuals, as all heterosexuals are, that's where us gay people come from......
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Trying to get the talk show, looking back on it, we had to beg a lot of station managers to pick up ...
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The first house I bought was a little Spanish bungalow on Clinton Street in West Hollywood, right be...
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I'm on the patch right now. Where it releases small dosages of approval until I no longer crave ...
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It's not like I grew up playing pranks on people, and I was not that girl in school.
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I just like observing people - it's something I've done ever since I was a kid, and I got re...
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Yeah I'm thirty-six, but on the show I'm thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year...
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Anne wrote it for me and directed, so I was stuck with it, ... We always got along. It's almost gros...
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New Orleans is my hometown, and our thoughts and prayers go out to everyone affected.
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I've been trying to find women writers for my staff for a while now and I have three women on my...
ELLEN DEGENERES
In the beginning there was nothing. God said, ‘Let there be light!’ And there was light. There w...
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I get bored easily, so I need to do a lot. I've started a record label, so I get to nurture new ...
ELLEN DEGENERES
I enjoy growing older and wiser and learning from my mistakes every single day.
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I've moved about 10 times over the past 15 years. I don't move for the sole purpose of getti...
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The first time probably people really were aware of me, I unfortunately had the title of Showtime...
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Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when you see them wearing dark glasses,...
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Procrastination is not the problem. It is the solution. It is the universe's way of saying stop, slo...
ELLEN DEGENERES
Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen ...
ELLEN DEGENERES
Our attention span is shot. We've all got Attention Deficit Disorder or ADD or OCD or one of these d...
ELLEN DEGENERES
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She...
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I would love to have the same rights as everybody else. I would love, I don't care if it's c...
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I'm grateful for everything. I'm grateful for my health, and I'm so grateful for the lov...
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I say always follow your passion, no matter what, because even if it's not the same financial su...
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There would be nothing to get me to run for president. I don't even understand how anyone would ...
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