Don't just sit there and drool. Act like an idiot.

Acting is the perfect idiot's profession.

In hindsight I would have done a lot of things differently.

To every rule there is an exception—and an idiot ready to demonstrate it. Don't be the one!

You drool when you sleep.

If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.