Don't marry someone you would not be friends with if there was no sex between you.

Caring for but never trying to own may be a further way to define friendship.

Do not keep the alabaster boxes of your love and tenderness sealed up until your friends are dead. Fill their lives with sweetness, speak cheering words while their ears can hear, and while their hearts can be thrilled and made happier by them.

I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair.

It is only natural that a man should have established friendly relationship with the wives of his friends, but if he is wise he quits all ideas of sex out of the question.

I sold the memoirs of my sex life to a publisher - they are going to make a board game out of it