Don't mess with me, I know Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Kung Fu and 20 other dangerous words.

My taste in music ranges from "You've gotta listen to this" to "I know, please don't judge me."

I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is.

I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I'm hilarious.

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

If you don't like me, remember it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.