Don't take any wooden nickels

As long as there are innocent nickels to be made from the gullible, Python-starved public, I shall be out there dressed in silly frocks and singing filthy lyrics. I'm coming your way in search of ancient dollars.

You really should be doing it on a wooden floor.

A lovely little wooden cottage in the depths of a forest is the most beautiful palace a king or any man can ever have!

‘No written word, no spoken plea/Can teach our youth what they should be/Nor all the books on all the shelves/It’s what the teachers are themselves.’

solid as a plank -- and as wooden.