Don't take life too seriously. Punch it in the face when it needs a good hit. Laugh at it.

Life is a funny thing. We only get so many years to live it, so we have to do everything we can to make sure those years are as full as they can be. We shouldn't waste time on things that might happen someday, or maybe even never.

Life happens. Shit happens. And it happens a lot. To a lot of people.

Meant to be together? Are you listening to yourself? This isn't one of your fairy tales, Fallon. This is real life, and in the real world you have to bust your ass for the happy ever after!

Regret is counterproductive. It's looking back on a past that you can't change. Questioning things as they occur can prevent regret in the future.

People don't get to choose who they fall in love with. The only get to choose who they stay in love with.