Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30.".
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Don't trust anyone over 30.
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DIRK BENEDICT A generation of arrogance. We didn't trust anyone over 30. We believed we could fix all the prejudic...
ALASTAIR WOOD The slogan was 'Don't trust anyone over thirty'. Sixty years later the slogan became, 'Don't trust a...
JOHN MCCARTHY Don't trust anyone over thirty.
JERRY RUBIN Dont trust the person you like. But, always like the person you trust.
VINAYAN people dont know you till they meet you. dont smile if you dont want to, dont be a false person, don...
CAROLINA JANETTE GOMEZ GONZALEZ I dont have a crush on anyone easily.
ANUSHKA SHARMA I've said it before and I'll say it again: Never trust anyone who tells you how people come to trust...
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KATHERINE BOO dont let anyone break your heart i say you should break there heart before they break yours
DALLY SALAD A man who doesn't trust himself can never really trust anyone else.
CARDINAL RETZ A man who doesn't trust himself can never truly trust anyone else.
CARDINAL DE RETZ A man who doesn't trust himself can never really trust anyone else.
CARDINAL DE RETZ I don't trust anyone who doesn't laugh.
MAYA ANGELOU In those days we did not trust anyone who had not been in the war, but we did not
completely tr...
ERNEST HEMINGWAY You can say that you dont care what anyone thinks about you, but in the end, its all that really mat...
TIFFANY GARLAND Never trust anyone who doesn't drink coffee.
AJ LEE Beware of anyone who says they know. Trust me, they don't, or they wouldn't have to say they did.
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SHRADDHA KAPOOR Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.
LEMONY SNICKET Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them
LEMONY SNICKET How can I trust anyone, when I don't even trust myself.
STEVEN MONACO I never found anyone who was good enough, who I could trust enough.
CHRISTINE KEELER we don't trust anyone. we just trust our own instincts on someone.
IFTIKHAR SHAHID Never, never trust anyone who asks for white wine. It means they're phonies.
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VINCE CLARKE It's terrible. You can't trust anyone anymore.
DAWN BUTLER Be brave. Be angry. Don't trust anyone.
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ZAB JUDAH Do you always travel with such cumbersome books?" "I don't trust anyone who wouldn't.
DOUG DORST Dont keep sweeping your troubles under the rug for someday you'll trip over it.
TAYLOR WAPAHA Never trust anyone completely but God. Love people, but put your full trust only in God.
LAWRENCE WELK Never trust anyone who as a first name for a last name, and vice versa
JASON MENEZES Nyree taught me not to trust anyone but Steve quickly corrected that lesson and taught me not to tru...
S.A. TAWKS Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion.
EUBIE BLAKE Dont GiVe UP iF U StIll WaNna TrY*
DonT WIpE YOUR TeARS IF YOU StiLL WANT TO Cry
DON'T SET...
TRENT REZNOR When manipulation flutters around everywhere, neither pull nor push anyone. Just do one thing - don'...
ASHISH PATEL Dont ever pretend to like anyone.
It breaks three hearts ... Your's, their's and God's.
Either be to...
SWARNIMA The tendency to trust easily anyone gives way to a certain vulnerability.
ANGELICA HOPES You can't trust anyone - I learned that the hard way.
SONA CHARAIPOTRA If you can't trust anyone, no one can help you.
JIM GENOVESE DONT SAY ELECTION IT IS ILL-ACTION.
PANDIT MUSTAFA ARIF In relationships, the cheater is unable to trust anyone, including the cheated.
RAJEN JANI There was an edge to his expression, like he didn't trust anyone who was more attractive than he was...
MARISSA MEYER I said I need people from my hometown. They are only 30 men, and I trust them.
GEN. RIDHA ALEWEY MANOUSH Don't listen to anyone. Trust what gives you pleasure. Trust the emotions. If you love something but...
CALICE BECKER The prosecutor has withdrawn the case before plea... which is a step where charges are dropped for l...
TRUST MANDA Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion.
EUBIE BLAKE Trust is not the same as faith. A friend is someone you trust. Putting faith in anyone is a mistake.
CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS I say I dont sleep with married men, but what I mean is that I dont sleep with happily married men.
BRITT EKLAND Definitely, snowboarding has taken some skiers. We used to have 30 or 40 skiers, but we've just watc...
JANIS SERRANO Don't lie to yourself?
SONYA.E.WILLIAMS Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and
any man who is over 30, and is no...
CATO (MARCUS PORCIUS CATO "THE ELDER") (A/K/A CATO THE CENSOR) Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not...
WINSTON CHURCHILL I don't trust anyone except a very, very few people.
ALEX RODRIGUEZ Dont look back in anger, I heard you say...
OASIS I don't think anyone ever gets over anything in life; they merely get used to it.
DOUGLAS COUPLAND heartfelt thanks to those who have allowed the trails to cross their property over the past 30 years...
BOB ZIMMERMAN It's made us where we can't sleep at night -- we don't trust anyone.
BRENDA EDWARDS Sometimes you don't know who you can and cannot trust. I still learn that over and over again.
DEMI LOVATO Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not...
SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL Fake trust issues comes from insecurities...
Real trust issues comes from being screwed over.
JOSé N. HARRIS You can't expect to win turning the ball over 30 times.
BILLY STEED You can't expect to win turning the ball over 30 times.
BILLY MACK STEED Never trust anyone, Daniel, especially the people you admire. Those are the ones who will make you s...
CARLOS RUIZ ZAFóN never
trust anyone
who says
they do not see color.
this means
to them,...
NAYYIRAH WAHEED I am serious, so I laugh a lot. You need to laugh. You don't laugh enough. I don't trust anyone who ...
MAYA ANGELOU Those who say there's no problem and there's plenty of time are offering a misleading argument that ...
PAUL RYAN They have been applying it to anyone who had less than 30 hours, which was not the intent, so this j...
DAVID WILLIAMS Not to be negative, but I think the biggest lesson is don't trust anyone.
JEFF BAENA You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
BILL COSBY We are 30 percent over what we were last year.
BRENDA RYANS I don't suppose you have many friends. Neither do I. I don't trust people who say they have a lot of...
CARLOS RUIZ ZAFóN Its very beautiful over there. I dont know where there is, but I believe its somewhere, and I hope i...
THOMAS EDISON GUERRERO BARBOSA Based on 30 years of experience with the Iranians, they will give you 100 words. Trust only one of t...
HAMAD BIN KHALIFA AL THANI Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him. (Proverbs 30:5)
BIBLE I think he enjoyed the experience as much as I did and it was fun to have him out there, a relaxed f...
JAY SNYDER More than 30 human remains have been handed over to be identified.
MANUEL LUNA Things happen to you they happen. They dont ask first. They dont require your permission.
CORMAC MCCARTHY When someone tell me that I shouldn't trust anyone, I assume they have themselves included.
MORAKENG SEKGOKA We would definitely like to see some more kids participate. We accept anyone from the ages of 8 to 3...
FRANK BAILEY Love is a stranger and dont Live here,, and it dont even Visit
KALUM JOHNSON (KDOG) Despite the collapse at midseason, we ended up with 79 points which was [tied for] the most of anyon...
MIKE SMITH We turned the ball over 30 times. We shot well, but we didn't shoot enough. You've got to shoot more...
BILL BUTHORN This transformation over the next 30 years represents a historic opportunity.
ED MAZRIA Instead of dwelling and being upset over something you dont have, appreciate and accept what you do ...
BRANDON HOFER Anyone who thinks my story is anywhere near over is sadly mistaken.
DONALD TRUMP Everyone hears what you say, Friends listen to what you say, Best friends listen to what you dont sa...
PROVERB Every time you say you dont believe in fairies, a fairy dies.
PETER PAN So far, we have spent over $30 million to run the federal system.
ANN KOHLER I don't know anyone who is encouraging their children to take over the farm.
DAVE RIDDELL We dont know what were going to go home to, ... If we dont have anything anymore, Im not sure I want...
IAN WILLIAMSON This is nowhere near over, trust me, ... Plan B.
DAVID MORALES Man is the only animal species who dont believe eachother.
SHANNY The gift you have is not flying nor being invisible,its having the ability to gain everyones trust,m...
OMAR ASHRAF EZZELDIN And kid Congress and the Senate, dont scold em. They are just children thats never grown up. They do...
WILL ROGERS Being friends with anyone for 30 years is no easy task - people change, they drift apart, they move ...
ALANA STEWART Trust him not with your secrets, who, when left alone in your room, turns over your papers.
JOHANN KASPAR LAVATER Trust him not with your secrets, who, when left alone in your room, turns over your papers.
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