A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is like the Mafia get...
RUSSELL BAKER My natural instinct after doing something shameful is not to rush into the street boasting about it ...
RUSSELL BAKER Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.
RUSSELL BAKER An educated person is one who has learned that information almost always turns out to be at best inc...
RUSSELL BAKER Happiness is a small and unworthy goal for something as big and fancy as a whole lifetime, and shoul...
RUSSELL BAKER Life is always walking up to us and saying, 'Come on in, the living's fine,' and what do we do? Back...
RUSSELL BAKER In America nothing dies easier than tradition.
RUSSELL BAKER Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories -- those that don't work...
RUSSELL BAKER Reporters thrive on the world's misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent pleasure in ...
RUSSELL BAKER Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really pr...
RUSSELL BAKER It seems to be a law in American life that whatever enriches us anywhere except in the wallet inevit...
RUSSELL BAKER So there he is at last. Man on the moon. The poor magnificent bungler! He can't even get to the offi...
RUSSELL BAKER The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.
RUSSELL BAKER I gave up on new poetry myself thirty years ago, when most of it began to read like coded messages p...
RUSSELL BAKER The worst thing about the miracle of modern communications is the Pavlovian pressure it places upon ...
RUSSELL BAKER The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.
RUSSELL BAKER Roosevelt's declaration that Americans had 'nothing to fear but fear itself' was a glori...
RUSSELL BAKER What the New Yorker calls home would seem like a couple of closets to most Americans, yet he manages...
RUSSELL BAKER Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't...
RUSSELL BAKER Situation comedy on television has thrived for years on 'canned' laughter, grafted by gaglin...
RUSSELL BAKER Those who remember Washington's cold war culture in the 1980s will recall the shocked reactions ...
RUSSELL BAKER Live by publicity, you'll probably die by publicity.
RUSSELL BAKER Anticipating that most poetry will be worse than carrying heavy luggage through O'Hare Airport, ...
RUSSELL BAKER American foreign policy had still not recovered from its victory over communism when George W. Bush ...
RUSSELL BAKER It is fitting that yesteryear's swashbuckling newspaper reporter has turned into today's sol...
RUSSELL BAKER Reporters thrive on the world's misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent pleasure...
RUSSELL BAKER The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this notion rested solely on my suspicion that ...
RUSSELL BAKER People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.
RUSSELL BAKER People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the plea...
RUSSELL BAKER Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
RUSSELL BAKER Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car tha...
RUSSELL BAKER Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories - those that don't work,...
RUSSELL BAKER New York is the only city in the world where you can get deliberately run down on the sidewalk by a ...
RUSSELL BAKER In an age when the fashion is to be in love with yourself, confessing to be in love with somebody el...
RUSSELL BAKER Happiness is a small and unworthy goal for something as big and fancy as a whole lifetime, and sho...
RUSSELL BAKER Kingsley Amis was one of a trio of brilliant comic novelists who made English literature sparkle in ...
RUSSELL BAKER A man writing a letter is a man in the act of thinking, and it was an exercise Reagan obviously enjo...
RUSSELL BAKER Newspaper people, once celebrated as founts of ribald humor and uncouth fun, have of late lost all t...
RUSSELL BAKER It's good for the soul to hear yourself as others hear you, and next time maybe, just maybe, you...
RUSSELL BAKER Strategic thinkers were naturally rattled to find this outsider fooling around with their work. They...
RUSSELL BAKER Like all young reporters - brilliant or hopelessly incompetent - I dreamed of the glamorous life of ...
RUSSELL BAKER You can always tell folks from nonfolks. Folks like to feel good, like to smile for the camera when ...
RUSSELL BAKER Few expected very much of Franklin Roosevelt on Inauguration Day in 1933. Like Barack Obama seventy-...
RUSSELL BAKER Feel good about linking hands in human chain for good causes.
RUSSELL BAKER Letter writing was clearly important to Reagan. Even as president he kept dashing off letters to fri...
RUSSELL BAKER One of the many burdens of the person professing Christianity has always been the odium likely to be...
RUSSELL BAKER So there he is at last. Man on the moon. The poor magnificent bungler! He can't even get to the offi...
RUSSELL BAKER The Nathan Foundation has given $923,500.
RUSSELL BAKER The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately to defeat him
RUSSELL BAKER Those people who taught Hubert Humphrey a lesson will still be enjoying the Nixon Supreme Court when...
RUSSELL BAKER Americans like fat books and thin women.
RUSSELL BAKER You can't enjoy light verse with a heavy heart.
RUSSELL BAKER Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back...
RUSSELL BAKER Poetry is so vital to us until school spoils it.
RUSSELL BAKER When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible - cowards and fools.
RUSSELL BAKER In America, it is sport that is the opiate of the masses.
RUSSELL BAKER It seems to be a law of American life that whatever enriches us anywhere except in the wallet inevit...
RUSSELL BAKER Caution: These verses may be hazardous to your solemnity.
RUSSELL BAKER I gave up on new poetry myself 30 years ago when most of it began to read like coded messages passin...
RUSSELL BAKER Situation comedy on television has thrived for years on "canned" laughter grafted by gaglines by tec...
RUSSELL BAKER Ah, summer - what power you have to make us suffer and like it
RUSSELL BAKER Can't anything be done about calling these guys student athletes? That's like referring to Attila th...
RUSSELL BAKER A railroad station? That was sort of a primitive airport, only you didn't have to take a cab 20 mile...
RUSSELL BAKER Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't wor...
RUSSELL BAKER The American press has the blues. Too many authorities have assured it that its days are numbered, t...
RUSSELL BAKER It's always seemed odd to me that after a group of terrorists commits a vile and odious deed the...
RUSSELL BAKER The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this notion rested solely on my suspicion that ...
RUSSELL BAKER Except for politics, no business is scrutinized more exhaustively than journalism.
RUSSELL BAKER Gerald Boyd was a classic specimen of the self-made man. Born poor, he worked and studied his way up...
RUSSELL BAKER A skillful playwright might have a good time with the story of the assassination of President Willia...
RUSSELL BAKER So there he is at last. Man on the moon. The poor magnificent bungler! He can't even get to the offi...
RUSSELL (WAYNE) BAKER I like Frenchmen very much, because even when they insult you they do it so nicely.
JOSEPHINE BAKER The rainbow flag is a symbol of freedom and liberation that we made for ourselves.
GILBERT BAKER Printed books usually outlive bookstores and the publishers who brought them out. They sit around, d...
NICHOLSON BAKER What has 'The Patchwork Girl of Oz' got in its favor? Quite a lot, from our point of view in...
KAGE BAKER People who like to fume about the manner in which Disney changed beloved classics are often ignorant...
KAGE BAKER I saw the Kino print of 'The Man From Beyond,' but apparently a superior new print has been ...
KAGE BAKER In 1916, Universal Studios released the first filmed adaptation of Jules Verne's novel '20,0...
KAGE BAKER We who grew up with 'drop and cover' drills know all too well what wonders science can bring...
KAGE BAKER Despite what you hear about the publishing industry being a fixed game that you can only get in if y...
KAGE BAKER I detest flying anywhere. Left to my own devices, I'd never leave my keyboard.
KAGE BAKER For those of you who thought F. W. Murnau's 'Nosferatu' was his greatest film, I have ne...
KAGE BAKER Romantic Orientalism was fascinated by the color and excitement of a powerful culture, and nearly al...
KAGE BAKER So vast is the shadow cast by the MGM production of 'The Wizard of Oz,' so indelible are its...
KAGE BAKER If you want to see what stage comedians did to get laffs a century ago, watch the 1910 'Wizard o...
KAGE BAKER The 1910 Edison film of 'Frankenstein' was itself a dead thing revived by technology.
KAGE BAKER For all its flaws, 'The Hands of Orlac' really is a seminal film, and if you're partial ...
KAGE BAKER In 1921, Harry Houdini started his own film company called - wait for it - the Houdini Picture Corpo...
KAGE BAKER According to Jewish legend, only the very wisest and very holiest rabbis had the power to make golem...
KAGE BAKER Written and directed by French showman Georges Melies, 'Le Voyage' features one of the most ...
KAGE BAKER Back when the concept of organ transplants qualified as science fiction, novelist Maurice Renard wro...
KAGE BAKER In 1913, the noted German actor and director Paul Wegener was making a film in Prague when he heard ...
KAGE BAKER I'm still learning my craft, and I've been writing since I was nine.
KAGE BAKER All my life, I have maintained that the people of the world can learn to live together in peace if t...
JOSEPHINE BAKER We do care about control and privacy. It's one of the reasons we are so focused on having our sy...
MITCHELL BAKER I wasn't really naked. I simply didn't have any clothes on.
JOSEPHINE BAKER Words don't describe how that feels. That's probably the biggest win we've had since I've been here....
AARON BAKER (Brazil) wasn't the reason we lost.
AARON BAKER We just have to hold onto the ball and move it down the field and score. If we can put some points o...
AARON BAKER He can't evacuate with his wife and my niece, we're a little on edge about that but the hospitals ta...
AARON BAKER I was totally discombobulated. I wondered why was I here in Rochester and when the community embrace...
AARON BAKER We work hard. We don't hang out a lot, but we get a lot done. We're used to flying by the seat of ou...
AARON BAKER like a lot of research tends to overlook children in some areas.
AARON BAKER I truly believe I was sent there for a purpose. Other than the Red Cross, fate sent me there to help...
AARON BAKER I do support the cause, but not enough because I don't buy hemp products. I don't have anything hemp...
AARON BAKER Most of them come in here with just this overwhelming feeling of being lost. They don't know what ha...
AARON BAKER The big one I missed out on was 'Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.' MGM wanted me for it, and Warner Br...
CARROLL BAKER We were all impressed with the quality of their work and, perhaps more importantly, their enthusiasm...
ALAN BAKER Practically everything is pretty well-known.
ALAN BAKER The odds are kind of stacked against us.
ALAN BAKER Parliament would be doing a Pontius Pilate to wash their hands of the issue this week.
ALAN BAKER It'll be good for Danbury and it's wonderful that the kids in Connecticut are being recognized,
ALAN BAKER They have a true interest in law enforcement that's demonstrated by how well they placed in the comp...
ALAN BAKER These are short-term gas prices, I know, but we've got to get through them somehow. So if it stays l...
ALAN BAKER We have nothing to hide. We are perfectly prepared to cooperate, but we need a very clear set of ter...
ALAN BAKER We can't just let things move and be extended without clearly understanding, between Israel and the ...
ALAN BAKER We have nothing to hide,
ALAN BAKER Really only two things in life are definate, religion and war, in perfect harmony.
ADAM BAKER Men and women alike from around the world are enjoying our Web site. We are receiving photos of the ...
ADAM BAKER The response from the bars, nightclubs, and restaurants has also been tremendous, as they have appre...
ADAM BAKER It's on everybody's minds right now. It's all anybody's thinking about.
ADAM BAKER They're tall ... real tall. And real pretty.
ADAM BAKER It's a good way to live out his legacy. We're seeing different races working together, trying to hel...
ADAM BAKER Don't dare to be different, dare to be yourself - if that doesn't make you different then something ...
LAURA BAKER The difference between men and women is this--if you catch a woman butt-naked, she tries to cover th...
DEB BAKER I say if it's going to be done, let's do it. Let's not put it in the hands of fate. Let's not put it...
ANITA BAKER Impossible is Nothing,” it said. “Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who f...
ELNA BAKER Friends, both the imaginary ones you build for yourself out of phrases taken from a living writer, o...
NICHOLSON BAKER Footnotes are the finer-suckered surfaces that allow testicular paragraphs to hold fast to the wider...
NICHOLSON BAKER You don't need to know who's playing on the White House tennis court to be a good president. A presi...
JAMES BAKER The force of truth that a statement imparts, then, its prominence among the hordes of recorded obser...
NICHOLSON BAKER In my case, adulthood itself was not an advance, although it was a useful waymark.
NICHOLSON BAKER He has conferred on the practice of vacillation the aura of statesmanship.
KENNETH BAKER To get rich never risk your health. For it is the truth that health is the wealth of wealth.
RICHARD BAKER Today I have grown taller from walking with the trees.
KARL BAKER But one of the things that has to be faced is
ELLA BAKER You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family.
ANITA BAKER I have always felt it was a handicap for oppressed peoples to depend so largely upon a leader, becau...
ELLA BAKER The world is round and the place which may seem like the end may also be only the beginning.
IVY BAKER Never let the other fellow set the agenda.
JAMES BAKER Until a friend or relative has applied a particular proverb to your own life, or until you've watche...
NICHOLSON BAKER Because our children had had the privilege of growing up where they'd raised a lot of food. They wer...
ELLA BAKER Socialists make the mistake of confusing individual worth with success. They believe you cannot allo...
KENNETH BAKER The world is round and the place which may seem like the end may also be only the beginning.
IVY BAKER I was learning the importance of names -- having them, making them --but at the same time I sensed...
JOSEPHINE BAKER I blush easily. I have difficulty meeting people's eye, difficulty with public speaking, the nor...
NICHOLSON BAKER WorldGate offers interactive set-top-box applications. Its customers want to interact with the Web a...
MITCHELL BAKER I had a day off, and I was walking down the street one day, and this Mercedes pulls up alongside me,...
KENNY BAKER I used to have to save my allowances to buy a quart of rubber to make a mask, and it's how I spe...
RICK BAKER Completeness? Happiness? These words don't come close to describing my emotions. There truly is ...
ANITA BAKER My people have a country of their own to go to if they choose... Africa... but, this America belongs...
JOSEPHINE BAKER We needed something to express our joy, our beauty, our power. And the rainbow did that.
GILBERT BAKER If I could be doing anything, I'd be laying on the floor in my birthday suit eating junk food an...
ANITA BAKER The rainbow is a part of nature, and you have to be in the right place to see it. It's beautiful...
GILBERT BAKER A rainbow is something in the sky, so a rainbow flag fits.
GILBERT BAKER I'm a strong man, and usually I get over hurts and it makes me stronger when I come back.
DUSTY BAKER Surely the day will come when color means nothing more than the skin tone, when religion is seen uni...
JOSEPHINE BAKER A generation before, it had been sagebrush and coyotes; a generation later, it was a burgeoning movi...
KAGE BAKER I wanted to get far away from those who believed in cruelty, so then I went to France, a land of tru...
JOSEPHINE BAKER I understand personally that it is frustrating to lose presidential elections by narrow margins.
JAMES BAKER Well, capitalism is going to grow and grow. The nature of it is that the guy who has the most poker ...
SIMON BAKER We've broken the code base into logical chunks, called modules, and the foundation staff delegat...
MITCHELL BAKER When Clark Gable kissed me, they had to carry me off the set.
CARROLL BAKER I was very young when I saw 'Gone With the Wind,' but I fell in love with Clark Gable. And w...
CARROLL BAKER I'm not sure where my career is going here in Cincinnati.
DUSTY BAKER We're looking, hopefully, for a positive sales growth of about 2 percent this year. The stores that ...
BILL BAKER They could use it as an opportunity, instead of complaining ---- we have a world full of complaints.
BILL BAKER We don't have anything out there that says Windsor is cool.
BILL BAKER The marriage of high-quality content and production expertise from PBS affiliates, along with robust...
BILL BAKER The marriage of high-quality content and production expertise from PBS affiliates, along with robust...
BILL BAKER More and more of my suppliers are tacking onto the bottom of their bills, 'fuel surcharge.
BILL BAKER We played okay. We had 15 hits and we had an eight-run second inning.
BILL BAKER We could plug him in anywhere on the field, and he would be one of the best out there, wherever he i...
BILL BAKER We're pumped. Max didn't make the top 20 his sophomore year, and last year he was 17th by one point....
BILL BAKER I'll need a week of sunshine and a little wind for it to dry out. And it's been difficult to get the...
BILL BAKER Watson represents merely a step in the development of smart machines. Its answering prowess, so form...
STEPHEN BAKER Fox News looks like it continues to power along. They continue to get great ratings and they increas...
ANDREW BAKER The provision of quality health care within a reasonable distance to the residents it is intended to...
ANDREW BAKER This part of Lutz is suburban. The proposed height for a hospital is compatible on Van Dyke Road nex...
ANDREW BAKER It's a step up from a tent, but not much.
ANDREW BAKER It certainly helps because they won't have to offer free spots to make up for bad ratings numbers. B...
ANDREW BAKER This is another crucial milestone in our development programme, proving not only that our cell will ...
ANDREW BAKER almost inexplicable in terms of blind stupidity.
ANDREW BAKER It?s a high-risk proposition, but doing nothing is also a high-risk proposition for them, ... neutra...
ANDREW BAKER It's a high-risk proposition, but doing nothing is also a high-risk proposition for them, ... neutra...
ANDREW BAKER Obviously no one ever likes to hear that they're having technical issues with their covenants.
ANDREW BAKER That is really excellent. We certainly want to do better, but we're running in the right direction.
ANDREA BAKER We were able to take some of those savings... and reinvest them in SMART and Academic Competitivenes...
ANDREA BAKER There are several kinds of loans you can get: public and private loans. (The federal government) can...
ANDREA BAKER People want new partners, but would rather take up with someone they know than a stranger.
ANDREA BAKER The Secretary of Education will decide which languages will be deemed critical to national security....
ANDREA BAKER At the end of the week the villagers wanted to thank us, so they had a party, the bakery made cakes ...
ANN BAKER Honduras is a beautiful country but the poverty is devastating and the issues of poverty are difficu...
ANN BAKER If we didn't have these guys to help us, we wouldn't be able to have these baskets. Just imagine try...
ANN BAKER We have been seriously delayed because of a lack of leadership, and I hope one day we can find that ...
ANN BAKER If you understand a person's origins, you can understand her. I've always had to take care of myself...
ANITA BAKER My mother only called when she wanted things. She doesn't know me, so how could she have a feeling f...
ANITA BAKER Long tresses down to the floor can be beautiful, if you have that, but learn to love what you have.
ANITA BAKER We don't do drugs, drink or use profanity. Instead we instill morals and values in my boys by raisin...
ANITA BAKER My kids' eyes always light up -- 'Why are these people screaming over my mother?' ... People around ...
ANITA BAKER