Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.
Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant.
And it always feels good.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Touched by her fingers, the two surviving chocolate people copulate desperately, losing themselves in a melting frenzy of lust, spending the last of their brief borrowed lives in a spasm of raspberry cream and fear.

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes.
It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt.

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.

In recent years, as higher incidence of diabetes and food allergies have emerged, the chocolate industry has responded by making such products as sugar-free and nut-free confections available.