Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you can repeat words! And they don't even have to be true!

We get a certain number of them. We have to pay for extra ones for the walk-ons and whatever we get for bowl games.

We get a certain number of them, ... We have to pay for extra ones for the walk-ons and whatever we get for bowl games.

People don't understand that that's really what it is. They're looking for a magic phone number or something. And to a certain extent, I understand that, because comedy is treated so much as a stepping stone by a lot of people.

I feel bad for Travis, because ever since he got here, he's done an outstanding job for us. I think he might have lost that ball in the sun a little bit, and it's a tough play. By no means is that a reflection on the way Travis can play the game, because he's an outstanding baseball player both offensively and defensively.

Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators.