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Dr. Jules Hilbert: Hell Harold, you could just eat nothing but pancakes if you wanted.

Harold Crick: What is wrong with you? Hey, I don't want to eat nothing but pancakes, I want to live! I mean, who in their right mind in a choice between pancakes and living chooses pancakes?

Dr. Jules Hilbert: Harold, if you pause to think, you'd realize that that answer is inextricably contingent upon the type of life being led... and, of course, the quality of the pancakes.


Zach Helm

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ZACH BRAFF It used to be that you came out of school, and you got married - those who were going to get married...
ZACH BRAFF Everyone has an idea that they think would be a great movie. Everyone has a cousin who they think yo...
ZACH BRAFF My mother's a psychologist, my stepfather's a psychologist, my stepmother is a therapist and...
ZACH BRAFF I am really driven, but my drive doesn't effect the conversations I have in my head about life, ...
ZACH BRAFF I don't care about image and all that nonsense. I'm in sweat pants every day. I don't pl...
ZACH BRAFF I have a great relationship with my parents. I have not been on lithium.
ZACH BRAFF My father and his brothers and sisters were childhood Irish jig champions in the Bronx. At our famil...
ZACH MCGOWAN We must curtail the flow of illegal immigrants across the Mexican border.
ZACH WAMP I have a 60-acre farm in North Carolina, and I have a tractor and a farmhouse. As soon as I groom th...
ZACH GALIFIANAKIS Even when something sad or tragic happens, I find a way to look at it in a positive light. People wh...
ZACH ANNER I think a generation ago, dads went to work, they came home, and they had their dinner, had a drink,...
ZACH CREGGER The only two characters I can play convincingly are myself and a dumber and sweeter version of mysel...
ZACH ANNER My grandmother was a church organist, but we only went on Easter and Christmas Eve sometimes.
ZACH ANNER Winning the 2007 Master's was a dream fulfilled; culminating on Easter Sunday with my family was...
ZACH JOHNSON I wish I could sit back and say, 'Oh, I'm gonna wait for a Merchant-Ivory film to come my wa...
ZACH GALIFIANAKIS Some people can be choosy because they're ultratalented or lucky or whatever, but yeah, there ar...
ZACH GALIFIANAKIS I'm not saying 'I have cerebral palsy, pay attention to me.' We all have problems, and w...
ZACH ANNER For me, cerebral palsy wasn't the biggest deal, because I always had it. You know, you always wo...
ZACH ANNER There's no denying it: I was a crappy baby who failed his way into this world, and I've been...
ZACH ANNER My forte is awkwardness.
ZACH GALIFIANAKIS People tend to treat people with disabilities sort of like they're aliens from another planet. I...
ZACH ANNER I always liked the story of Noah's Ark and the idea of starting anew by rescuing the things you ...
ZACH BRAFF Over this August district work period, like many of my colleagues, I spent a lot of time with the me...
ZACH WAMP Sports formed me. I was always decently skilled but lacked size, so I had to resort to using my skil...
ZACH JOHNSON Discovering L.A., in particular in the early '80s, was pretty spectacular; it was fun and carefr...
ZACH GALLIGAN I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my fa...
ZACH BRAFF I've accepted that we've all got crap to deal with and problems that we're fighting not ...
ZACH ANNER Because these kids get away from their parents, and they binge drink until they are sick. Dozens of ...
ZACH WAMP As you get older, you see the world at a different angle, maybe more cynically, but I just bury my a...
ZACH GALIFIANAKIS For twenty years, Islamic Jihadists have been attacking American interests around the world and we d...
ZACH WAMP I don't like cursing in movies. I feel like cursing has become the new hackiness. You try to fin...
ZACH GALIFIANAKIS We talked about politics constantly in my family growing up in North Carolina. There were always deb...
ZACH GALIFIANAKIS I used to be really cute. I could send you earlier photos where I'm stunning. But I've gaine...
ZACH GALIFIANAKIS You know, sometimes if you work - if you do a lot of takes and you work long hours, for me, at least...
ZACH GALIFIANAKIS Maybe that's all that family really is, a group of people who all miss the same imaginary place.
ZACH BRAFF I'm kind of jealous of the life I'm supposedly leading.
ZACH BRAFF I don't hit it as far as a lot of guys do, so I have to be in the right spot in the fairway to s...
ZACH JOHNSON If you put me in the fairway at my average distance into a par 4, 175 to 180 yards, and you put anot...
ZACH JOHNSON But my mother's a psychologist, my stepfather's a psychologist, my stepmother is a therapist and my ...
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