Dreams have but one owner at a time. That is why dreamers are lonely.

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.

It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else. -Erma Bombeck.

Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.

Everyone is guilty at one time or another of throwing out questions that beg to be ignored, but mothers seem to have a market on the supply. "Do you want a spanking or do you want to go to bed?" "Don't you want to save some of the pizza for your brother?" "Wasn't there any change?"

I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: ''Checkout Time is 18 years.''