Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. Never drink when you are wretched without it, or you will be like the grey-faced gin-drinker in the slum; but drink when you would be happy without it, and you will be like the laughing peasant of Italy. Never drink because you need it, for this is rational drinking, and the way to death and hell. But drink because you do not need it, for this is irrational drinking, and the ancient health of the world.


G.K. Chesterton

  Email Quote to Friends   Link to Quote   Create Short URL  Publish Text About This Quote   Share on Facebook, Twitter, and more
  See Recommended Quotes For You

Related

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.
G.K. CHESTERTON
Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.
G. K. CHESTERTON
If you drink champagne when you are sad it makes you happy. If you drink champagne when you are happ...
CHLOE THURLOW
But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it.
OLIVER REED
When you drink fluoridated water, you're drinking liquid Prozac. You drink enough of it, even th...
JESSE VENTURA
We are not going to reveal what the drinks are right now, but in regard to Martian Colony we can say...
LARRY TWOMBLY
When you drink ayahuasca, and you get to see divinity, you can almost never speak of it because it�...
GERARD ARMOND POWELL
I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES
Drink and be thankful to the host! What seems insignificant when you have it, is important when you ...
FRANZ GRILLPARZER
Long-time viewing of Internet violence tend to change a person's temperament, making the person pron...
YOU QUANXI
If positive and healthy materials are absent, negative materials are sure to be dominant in the cybe...
YOU QUANXI
In a robust global business environment, our business units operated well in the first quarter. More...
HARRY YOU
The Board of Directors and I are pleased to recognize Peter's outstanding contribution to the succes...
HARRY YOU
We are pleased to close the books on 2004 following the painstaking review of almost five years of f...
HARRY YOU
Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink ag...
CHELSEA HANDLER
I have a reputation for drinking a lot. Indeed, I drink quite much. However, I give it up when I wis...
MUSTAFA KEMAL ATATURK
I won't be able to stop the drinking just like that but I've hopefully cut it in half and if you cut...
ANDY FORDHAM
They used to say it was bad for Indians to drink, but it's bad for anybody. When they drink they...
IKE TURNER
I never will suggest you to drink energy drinks, they taste like hell!
DEYTH BANGER
It's just very magical. You would think this is such a common drink and by drinking it you get all k...
CHRISTINE WU
Kissing is like drinking salted water: you drink and your thirst increases
CHINESE PROVERBS
To be thirsty and to drink water is the perfection of sensuality rarely achieved. Sometimes you drin...
JOSE BERGAMIN
Girls shouldn't drink because their bodies are not made for drinking and smoking.
RAKUL PREET SINGH
Drink today, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow; Best, while you have it, us...
BEN JONSON
I drink what I can afford to buy for myself without you having to tell people that I have a spending...
TURYASINGURA NELSON DERRICK
You can be all that you want to be.
Keep dreaming and reach out to your dreams.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA
One cannot properly drink without self-deception: the lips have to deny the liquor that just passed ...
JERZY PILCH
Whenever the devil harasses you, seek the company of men or drink more, or joke and talk nonsense, o...
MARTIN LUTHER
Anytime you need a drink, or anything-the butler will be at your beck and call.
KATHY MCCORRY
Be all that you can be.
You can be great.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA
When we first saw this it looked like a soft drink, it's got fruit on it. Even when you take the top...
GLEN LOYD
Drink wine. This is life eternal. This is all that youth will give you. It is the season for wine, r...
OMAR KHAYYáM
When you drink, why do you pee more than you drink?
RASH RS
The remedy for thirst? It is the opposite of the one for a dog bite: run always after a dog, he'...
FRANCOIS RABELAIS
Drink today, and drown all sorrow;
You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow;
Best, while you ...
BEN JONSON
It sucks, but no Long Islands or margaritas when you drink. It has to be straight vodka.
NICOLE POLIZZI
The world is eaten up by boredom. You can't see it all at once. It is like dust. You go about and ne...
GEORGES BERNANOS
6 Ways To Give Your Mind A Break:

1. Stop stressing
2. Stop worrying
3. Give re...
GERMANY KENT
If I could say to him, 'No, you cannot drink,' and know he wouldn't, that would be a wonderful situa...
PAT ANDERSON
The art of tea, whichever way you drink it, or whichever country you are from, has one underlining t...
NICOLA SALTER
Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon.
JILLY COOPER
You study, you learn, but you guard the original naivete. It has to be within you, as desire for dri...
HENRI MATISSE
Falling in love is like getting really drunk, it’s fun while your drunk until the next morning whe...
ADALBERTO TOLEDO
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
UNKNOWN
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
W. C. FIELDS
You are the architect of your life.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA
sing the song and let people do the interpretation. It is your duty to sing the unsung songs and it ...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH
Hitch: making rules about drinking can be the sign of an alcoholic,' as Martin Amis once teasingly s...
CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS
“Do as I say, not as I do! You are my parent, guardian, and mentor too, I love you, need you and w...
ROSS ELDER
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
F. SCOTT FITZGERALD
How do you survive Christmas? You drink a lot. And drink a lot, right. Drink a lot and drink a lot.
CHRISTINA APPLEGATE
And I have always told the patients when I talk to them. When they come around and say, 'What wi...
BETTY FORD
you are not beautiful, actually my heart is beautiful. because it loves you alot without caring that...
PRASOON DWIVEDI
What will make you a star is in you
SOTONYE ANGA
It makes no difference where you go, there you are. And it makes no difference what you have, there�...
ZIG ZIGLAR
You are not a bad person because you are gay. You are you because you are you and you were meant to ...
TEGAN QUIN
You can't stop the thought about hell, probably you know that it doesn't exist as far as I can tell ...
DEYTH BANGER
The way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what yo...
MARK TWAIN
No drug or drink can match the high/kick that a Sale gives you! Though the feeling can never be expr...
HONEYA
I am your sire. I am to guide you through your first days as a vampire. Your first feeding is a rite...
MOLLY HARPER
I never said it was easy to find your place in this world, but I’m coming to the conclusion that i...
CHARLOTTE ERIKSSON
There is only one really safe, mild, harmless beverage and you can drink as much of that as you like...
ALEISTER CROWLEY
When you're thirsty and it seems that you could drink the entire ocean that's faith; when yo...
ANTON CHEKHOV
When you're thirsty and it seems that you could drink the entire ocean, that's faith; when y...
ANTON CHEKHOV
Drink from the cup of life, you will be fulfilled.
Yet...
drink from the milk container in...
ANTHONY T. HINCKS
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do wh...
ANONYMOUS
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do wh...
MARK TWAIN
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and d...
MARK TWAIN
You might see it in some places, but no we don't really (drink it), we just drink the normal stuff.
EMMA FLETCHER
May you - Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is...
ANONYMOUS TOAST
The drink was effecting me badly. I was feeling lousy especially in the morning. Now I have a much f...
JOHN HURT
It's always strange being a kid on the set, because you're treated like an equal when you...
NATALIE PORTMAN
There will be grace and forgiveness enough, old dog, even for you. I pray you will spare me a drink ...
LOIS MCMASTER BUJOLD
You are not happy because you are well. You are well because you are happy. You are not depressed be...
EMMET FOX
Yes you are working hard when your coffee gets cold by the time you realize to drink it.
SAIFUL ISLAM
Hell, if I didn't drink drink or smoke, I'd win twenty games every year. It's easy when you don't dr...
WHITEY FORD
If you drink enough to blackout then you probably regret it when you wake up because more than likel...
ANDREW BERNARD
I drink tons of water. When you're puffy, you think you can't drink water since you feel mor...
KATE WALSH
You know your water-bottle was cleaned when the water you drink from it taste like soap.
MJ CHRISTINE
I think just drinking juice is too extreme for a diet. Your body needs more than juice, so I think i...
VICTORIA PENDLETON
If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat ...
P. J. O'ROURKE
Feeling tired should almost never be an excuse, because your body has huge reserves of energy. But i...
HALE IRWIN
The commandment is that you shall love, but when you understand life and yourself, then it is as if ...
SOREN KIERKEGAARD
Integrity is not everything, but it is the only thing that matters.
JEFFREY FRY
Humanity I love you because when you're hard up you pawn your intelligence to buy a drink.
E. E. CUMMINGS
Humanity I love you because when you're hard up you pawn your intelligence to buy a drink
E. E. (EDWARD ESTLIN) CUMMINGS
Humanity I love you because when you're hard up you pawn your intelligence to buy a drink
E. E. CUMMINGS
Love is like wine, drink it as you rhyme.
SANTOSH KALWAR
Drink! for you know not whence you came nor why: drink! for you know not why you go, nor where.
OMAR KHAYYAM
Never be ashamed,’ he said. ‘Accept what life offers you and try to drink from every cup. All wi...
PAULO COELHO
Lawyers are alright, I guess — but it doesn't appeal to me", I said. "I mean they're alright if th...
J.D. SALINGER
Yesterday This Day's Madness did prepare; tomorrow's Silence, Triumph, or Despair: Drink! for you kn...
EDWARD FITZGERALD
You never had a drink that night?
JANET WU
I collect art, and I drink wine... things that I like that I had never been exposed to. But I never ...
JAY-Z
You could not give up a human heart as you could give up drinking. The drink was yours, and you coul...
T.H. WHITE
You know you are getting old when you wake up with a hangover and don't drink.
KRIS HUEN
When you discuss your steel industry with China you are credible because you are part of the E.U., n...
EMMANUEL MACRON
Often the adult book is not for you, not yet, or will only be for you when you're ready. But sometim...
NEIL GAIMAN
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, a...
MARK TWAIN
We need to be angels for each other, to give each other strength and consolation. Because only when ...
HENRI J.M. NOUWEN

More G.K. Chesterton

Divinity is great enough to be divine; it is great enough to call itself divine. But as humanity gro...
G.K. CHESTERTON
Poets do not go mad; but chess-players do. Mathematicians go mad, and cashiers; but creative artists...
G.K. CHESTERTON
Are you a devil?"
"I am a man," answered Father Brown gravely; "and therefore have all devils i...
G.K. CHESTERTON
For children are innocent and love justice, while most of us are wicked and naturally prefer mercy.
G.K. CHESTERTON
The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting. It has been found difficult; and left untr...
G.K. CHESTERTON
The criminal is the creative artist; the detective only the critic.
G.K. CHESTERTON
Who would condescend to strike down the mere things that he does not
fear? Who would debase him...
G.K. CHESTERTON
If we are bound to improve, we need not trouble to improve. The pure doctrine of progress is the bes...
G.K. CHESTERTON
Variability is one of the virtues of a woman. It avoids the crude requirement of polygamy. So long a...
G.K. CHESTERTON
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally t...
G.K. CHESTERTON
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
G.K. CHESTERTON
The traveler sees what he sees. The tourist sees what he has come to see.
G.K. CHESTERTON
We men and women are all in the same boat, upon a stormy sea. We owe to each other a terrible and tr...
G.K. CHESTERTON
If you happen to read fairy tales, you will observe that one idea runs from one end of them to the o...
G.K. CHESTERTON
There is the great lesson of 'Beauty and the Beast,' that a thing must be loved before it is lovable...
G.K. CHESTERTON
Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy ...
G.K. CHESTERTON
An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is only an adventure wron...
G.K. CHESTERTON
I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.
G.K. CHESTERTON
A tragey means always a man's struggle with that which is stronger than man.
G.K. CHESTERTON
Realism is simply Romanticism that has lost its reason...that is its reason for existing.
G.K. CHESTERTON
The word "good" has many meanings. For example, if a man were to shoot his grandmother at a range of...
G.K. CHESTERTON
There's a lot of difference between listening and hearing.
G.K. CHESTERTON
Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel.
G.K. CHESTERTON
Now the best relation to our spiritual home is to be near enough to love it. But the next best is to...
G.K. CHESTERTON
Science must not impose any philosophy, any more than the telephone must tell us what to say.
G.K. CHESTERTON
There are two ways to get enough. One is to continue to accumulate more and more. The other is to de...
G.K. CHESTERTON
We do not need to get good laws to restrain bad people. We need to get good people to restrain us fr...
G.K. CHESTERTON
We have all read in scientific books, and, indeed, in all romances, the story of the man who has for...
G.K. CHESTERTON
A pickpocket is obviously a champion of private enterprise. But it would perhaps be an exaggeration ...
G.K. CHESTERTON
Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.
G.K. CHESTERTON
Nine times out of ten a man’s broad-mindedness is necessarily the narrowest thing about him. This ...
G.K. CHESTERTON
We have never even begun to understand a people until we have found something that we do not underst...
G.K. CHESTERTON
Through all this ordeal his root horror had been isolation, and there are no words to express the ab...
G.K. CHESTERTON
There are no words to express the abyss between isolation and having one ally. It may be conceded to...
G.K. CHESTERTON
White is not a mere absence of color; it is a shining and affirmative thing, as fierce as red, as de...
G.K. CHESTERTON
The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is b...
G.K. CHESTERTON
They said that I should lose my ideals and begin to believe in the methods of practical politicians....
G.K. CHESTERTON
Hope is the power of being cheerful in circumstances that we know to be desperate.
G.K. CHESTERTON
The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad,
For all their wars are merry, and al...
G.K. CHESTERTON
Just at present you only see the tree by the light of the lamp. I wonder when you would ever see the...
G.K. CHESTERTON
If it's worth doing, it's worth doing badly. (on not perfectionism to put things off) .
G.K CHESTERTON
An adventure is only an inconvenience, rightly considered.
G.K CHESTERTON
Angels fly because they take themselves lightly.
G.K CHESTERTON
I've searched all the parks in all the cities and found no statues of committees.
G.K CHESTERTON
I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and do...
G.K CHESTERTON
How you think when you lose determines how long it will be until you win.
G.K CHESTERTON
To be Queen Elizabeth within a definite area, deciding sales, banquets, labours, and holidays; to be...
G.K. CHESTERTON
In prosperity, our friends know us. In adversity, we know our friends
G.K. CHESTERTON
Happiness is a state of the soul; a state in which our natures are full of the wine of an ancient yo...
G.K. CHESTERTON
Because children have abounding vitality, because they are in spirit fierce and free, therefore they...
G.K. CHESTERTON
The thing I hate about an argument is that it always interrupts a discussion.
G.K. CHESTERTON
I left the fairy tales lying on the floor of the nursery, and I have not found any books so sensible...
G.K. CHESTERTON
Most modern freedom is at root fear. It is not so much that we are too bold to endure rules; it is r...
G.K. CHESTERTON
Therefore I see no wrong in riding with the Nightmare to-night; she whinnies to me from the rocking ...
G.K. CHESTERTON
Imagination does not breed insanity. Exactly what does breed insanity is reason. Poets do not go mad...
G.K. CHESTERTON
The most extraordinary thing in the world is an ordinary man and an ordinary woman and their ordinar...
G.K. CHESTERTON
Another savage trait of our time is the disposition to talk about material substances instead of abo...
G.K. CHESTERTON
Reason is itself a matter of faith. It is an act of faith to assert that our thoughts have any relat...
G.K. CHESTERTON
According to most philosophers, God in making the world enslaved it. According to Christianity, in m...
G.K. CHESTERTON
Tolerance is the virtue of the man without convictions.
G.K. CHESTERTON
A Second Childhood.”

When all my days are ending
And I have no song to sing,
...
G.K. CHESTERTON
If there is one fact we really can prove, from the history that we really do know, it is that despot...
G.K. CHESTERTON
Religious liberty might be supposed to mean that everybody is free to discuss religion. In practice ...
G.K. CHESTERTON
Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
G.K. CHESTERTON
It [feminism] is mixed up with a muddled idea that women are free when they serve their employers bu...
G.K. CHESTERTON
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
G.K. CHESTERTON
A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
G.K. CHESTERTON
Do not be so open-minded that your brains fall out.
G.K. CHESTERTON
To love means loving the unlovable. To forgive means pardoning the unpardonable. Faith means believi...
G.K. CHESTERTON
Tradition does not mean a dead town; it does not mean that the living are dead but that the dead are...
G.K. CHESTERTON
Modern art has to be what is called ‘intense.’ it is not easy to define being intense; but, roug...
G.K. CHESTERTON
It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged.
G.K. CHESTERTON
Through all this ordeal his root horror had been isolation, and there are no words to express the ab...
G.K. CHESTERTON
But when first the two black dragons sprang out of the fog upon the small clerk, they had merely th...
G.K. CHESTERTON
Monotony has nothing to do with a place; monotony, either in its sensation or its infliction, is sim...
G.K. CHESTERTON
Without education, we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously.
G.K. CHESTERTON
The riddles of God are more satisfying than the solutions of man.
G.K. CHESTERTON
A woman uses her intelligence to find reasons to support her intuition.
G.K. CHESTERTON
There are no rules of architecture for a castle in the clouds.
G.K. CHESTERTON
When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are ...
G.K. CHESTERTON
If there were no God, there would be no atheists.
G.K. CHESTERTON
I have little doubt that when St. George had killed the dragon he was heartily afraid of the princes...
G.K. CHESTERTON
The woman does not work because the man tells her to work and she obeys. On the contrary, the woman ...
G.K. CHESTERTON
And as I close this chaotic volume I open again the strange small book from which all Christianity c...
G.K. CHESTERTON
In the struggle for existence, it is only on those who hang on for ten minutes after all is hopeless...
G.K. CHESTERTON
I wish we could sometimes love the characters in real life as we love the characters in romances. Th...
G.K. CHESTERTON
That is the one eternal education: to be sure enough that something is true that you dare to tell it...
G.K. CHESTERTON
The man who kills a man kills a man.
The man who kills himself kills all men.
As far as he...
G.K. CHESTERTON
The things we see every day are the things we never see at all.
G.K. CHESTERTON
When men choose not to believe in God, they do not thereafter believe in nothing, they then become c...
G.K. CHESTERTON
The main point of Christianity was this: that Nature is not our mother: Nature is our sister.
G.K. CHESTERTON
We should always endeavor to wonder at the permanent thing, not at the mere exception. We should be ...
G.K. CHESTERTON
Humility is the mother of giants. One sees great things from the valley; only small things from the ...
G.K. CHESTERTON
The world will never starve for want of wonders; but only for want of wonder.
G.K. CHESTERTON
But the new rebel is a skeptic, and will not entirely trust anything. He has no loyalty; therefore h...
G.K. CHESTERTON
We fear men so much, because we fear God so little. One fear cures another. When man's terror scares...
G.K. CHESTERTON
There are two ways of getting home; and one of them is to stay there.
G.K. CHESTERTON
Art, like morality, consists of drawing the line somewhere.
G.K. CHESTERTON
It may well be on such a night of clouds and cruel colors that there is brought forth upon the earth...
G.K. CHESTERTON
It was his home now. But it could not be his home till he had gone from it and returned to it. Now h...
G.K. CHESTERTON
The Catholic Church is like a thick steak, a glass of red wine, and a good cigar.
G.K. CHESTERTON
A man must be prepared not only to be a martyr, but to be a fool. It is absurd to say that a man is ...
G.K. CHESTERTON
Every man has forgotten who he is. One may understand the cosmos, but never the ego; the self is mor...
G.K. CHESTERTON
The modern mind is forced towards the future by a certain sense of fatigue, not unmixed with terror,...
G.K. CHESTERTON
People wonder why the novel is the most popular form of literature; people wonder why it is read mor...
G.K. CHESTERTON
Among the rich you will never find a really generous man even by accident. They may give their money...
G.K. CHESTERTON
All the towering materialism which dominates the modern mind rests ultimately upon one assumption; a...
G.K. CHESTERTON
The modern world is not evil; in some ways the modern world is far too good. It is full of wild and ...
G.K. CHESTERTON
The difference between the poet and the mathematician is that the poet tries to get his head into th...
G.K. CHESTERTON
Coincidences are spiritual puns.
G.K. CHESTERTON
This man's spiritual power has been precisely this, that he has distinguished between custom and cre...
G.K. CHESTERTON
There again," said Syme irritably, "what is there poetical about being in revolt? You might as well ...
G.K. CHESTERTON
The most poetical thing in the world is not being sick.
G.K. CHESTERTON
The object of a New Year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul...
G.K. CHESTERTON
The object of a New Year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul...
G.K. CHESTERTON
Literature is a luxury; fiction is a necessity.
G.K. CHESTERTON
I would maintain that thanks are the highest form of thought; and that gratitude is happiness double...
G.K. CHESTERTON
...but this is the real objection to that torrent of modern talk about treating crime as disease, ab...
G.K. CHESTERTON
Think of all those ages through which men have had the courage to die, and then remember that we hav...
G.K. CHESTERTON
Thrift is poetic because it is creative; waste is unpoetic because it is waste.
G.K. CHESTERTON
The future is a blank wall on which every man can write his own name as large as he likes; the past ...
G.K. CHESTERTON
The more truly we can see life as a fairytale, the more clearly the tale resolves itself into war wi...
G.K. CHESTERTON
It is quite easy to see why a legend is treated, and ought to be treated, more respectfully than a b...
G.K. CHESTERTON
I always like a dog so long as he isn't spelled backward.
G.K. CHESTERTON
She(Joan of Arc) put her dreams and her sentiment into her aims, where they ought to be; she put her...
G.K. CHESTERTON
In the glad old days, before the rise of modern morbidities...it used to be thought a disadvantage t...
G.K. CHESTERTON
Modern tragic writers have to write short stories; if they wrote long stories…cheerfulness would c...
G.K. CHESTERTON
The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
G.K. CHESTERTON
To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it.
G.K. CHESTERTON
... just as when we see a pig in a litter larger than the other pigs, we know that by an unalterable...
G.K. CHESTERTON
And it did certainly appear that the prophets had put the people (engaged in the old game of Cheat t...
G.K. CHESTERTON
Then the small man suddenly ran after them and said:
"I want to get my haircut. I say, do you k...
G.K. CHESTERTON
Adam Wayne, the conqueror, with his face flung back and his mane like a lion's, stood with his great...
G.K. CHESTERTON
Cooking is an art; it has in it personality, and even perversity, for the definition of an art is th...
G.K. CHESTERTON
I can only put it sufficiently curtly in a careless simile. A Socialist means a man who thinks a wal...
G.K. CHESTERTON
In the lower classes the school master does not work for the parent, but against the parent. Modern ...
G.K. CHESTERTON
The only persons who seem to have nothing to do with the education of the children are the parents.
G.K. CHESTERTON
We have actually contrived to invent a new kind of hypocrite. The old hypocrite, Tartuffe or Pecksni...
G.K. CHESTERTON
Now I have no notion at all of propounding a new ideal. There is no new ideal imaginable by the madn...
G.K. CHESTERTON
If you attempt an actual argument with a modern paper of opposite politics, you will have no answer ...
G.K. CHESTERTON
There are, I believe, some who still deny that England is governed by an oligarchy. It is quite enou...
G.K. CHESTERTON
But of all the instances of error arising from this physical fancy, the worst is that we have before...
G.K. CHESTERTON
Thrift is the really romantic thing; economy is more romantic than extravagance... But the thing is ...
G.K. CHESTERTON
A head can be beaten small enough until it fits the hat.
G.K. CHESTERTON
No one has even begun to understand comradeship who does not accept with it a certain hearty eagerne...
G.K. CHESTERTON
No one has even begun to understand comradeship who does not accept with it a certain hearty eagerne...
G.K. CHESTERTON
Men have not got tired of Christianity; they have never found enough Christianity to get tired of. M...
G.K. CHESTERTON
It is very currently suggested that the modern man is the heir of all the ages, that he has got the ...
G.K. CHESTERTON
Thrift is poetic because it is creative.
G.K. CHESTERTON
The chicken does not exist only in order to produce another egg. He may also exist to amuse himself,...
G.K. CHESTERTON
No man demands what he desires; each man demands what he fancies he can get. Soon people forget what...
G.K. CHESTERTON
There is not really any courage at all in attacking hoary or antiquated things, any more than in off...
G.K. CHESTERTON
When a man really tells the truth, the first truth he tells is that he himself is a liar.
G.K. CHESTERTON
In all legends men have thought of women as sublime separately but horrible in a herd.
G.K. CHESTERTON
All true friendliness begins with fire and food and drink and the recognition of rain or frost. ...E...
G.K. CHESTERTON
Babies need not to be taught a trade, but to be introduced to a world. To put the matter shortly, wo...
G.K. CHESTERTON
An historic institution, which never went right, is really quite much of a miracle as an institution...
G.K. CHESTERTON
As for the general view that the Church was discredited by the War—they might as well say that the...
G.K. CHESTERTON
The paradise of my fancy is one where pigs have wings
G.K. CHESTERTON
..."vers libre," (free verse) or nine-tenths of it, is not a new metre any more than sleeping in a d...
G.K. CHESTERTON
I do not deny, but strongly affirm, the right of the State to interfere to cure a great evil. I say ...
G.K. CHESTERTON
To complain that I could only be married once was like complaining that I had only been born once.
G.K. CHESTERTON
If you argue with a madman, it is extremely probable that you will get the worst of it; for in many ...
G.K. CHESTERTON
It is quite certain that the skirt means female dignity, not female submission; it can be proved by ...
G.K. CHESTERTON
On the third day the friends of Christ coming at daybreak to the place found the grave empty and the...
G.K. CHESTERTON
The center of every man's existence is a dream. Death, disease, insanity, are merely material accide...
G.K. CHESTERTON
I had tried to be happy by telling myself that man is an animal, like any other which sought its mea...
G.K. CHESTERTON
[Fairy tales] make rivers run with wine only to make us remember, for one wild moment, that they run...
G.K. CHESTERTON
That a good man may have his back to the wall is no more than we knew already, but that God could ha...
G.K. CHESTERTON
If Innocent is happy, it is because he is innocent. If he can defy the conventions, it is just becau...
G.K. CHESTERTON
There is something sinister about putting a leprechaun in a workhouse. The only solid comfort is tha...
G.K. CHESTERTON
Man may behold what ugliness he likes if he is sure that he will not worship it; but there are some ...
G.K. CHESTERTON
If we are calm," replied the policeman, "it is the calm of organized resistance."
"Eh?" said Sy...
G.K. CHESTERTON
Do not be proud of the fact that your grandmother was shocked at something which your are accustomed...
G.K. CHESTERTON
As long as the vision of heaven is always changing, the vision of earth will be exactly the same. No...
G.K. CHESTERTON
I mean that we here are on the wrong side of the tapestry,' answered Father Brown. 'The things that ...
G.K. CHESTERTON
How you think when you lose determines how long it will be until you win.
G.K. CHESTERTON
The poet only asks to get his head into the heavens. It is the logician who seeks to get the heavens...
G.K. CHESTERTON
No man who worships education has got the best out of education... Without a gentle contempt for edu...
G.K. CHESTERTON
A man's minor actions and arrangements ought to be free, flexible, creative; the things that should ...
G.K. CHESTERTON
A detective story generally describes six living men discussing how it is that a man is dead. A mode...
G.K. CHESTERTON
These are the days when the Christian is expected to praise every creed except his own.
G.K. CHESTERTON
There are no uninteresting things, only uninterested people.
G.K. CHESTERTON
Men invent new ideals because they dare not attempt old ideals. They look forward with enthusiasm, b...
G.K. CHESTERTON
There is a limit to human charity," said Lady Outram, trembling all over.

"There is," sai...
G.K. CHESTERTON
He wondered why the pelican was the symbol of charity, except it was that it wanted a good deal of c...
G.K. CHESTERTON
Charity is the power of defending that which we know to be indefensible. Hope is the power of being ...
G.K. CHESTERTON
We do not admire, we hardly excuse, the fanatic who wrecks this world for love of the other. But wha...
G.K. CHESTERTON
Dear Sir: Regarding your article 'What's Wrong with the World?' I am. Yours truly,
G.K. CHESTERTON
There are those who hate Christianity and call their hatred an all-embracing love for all religions.
G.K. CHESTERTON
We have all forgotten what we really are. All that we call common sense and rationality and practica...
G.K. CHESTERTON
He may be mad, but there's method in his madness. There nearly always is method in madness. It's wha...
G.K. CHESTERTON
If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing badly.
G.K. CHESTERTON
The first two facts which a healthy boy or girl feels about sex are these: first that it is beautifu...
G.K. CHESTERTON
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
G.K. CHESTERTON
My country, right or wrong,” is a thing that no patriot would think of saying except in a desperat...
G.K. CHESTERTON
The object of opening the mind, as of opening the mouth, is to shut it again on something solid.
G.K. CHESTERTON
Can you not see, […] that fairy tales in their essence are quite solid and straightforward; but th...
G.K. CHESTERTON
the things common to all men are more important than the things peculiar to any men. Ordinary things...
G.K. CHESTERTON
The pessimists believe that the cosmos is a clock that is running down; the progressives believe it ...
G.K. CHESTERTON