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J.D. SALINGER Some guys spend days looking for something they lost. I never seem to have anything that if I lost i... J.D. SALINGER Then I’d throw my automatic down the elevator shaft-after I’d wiped off all the fingerprints and... J.D. SALINGER D.B. asked me what I thought about all this stuff I just finished telling you about. I didn't know w... J.D. SALINGER That’s what I liked about those nuns. You could tell, for one thing, that they never went anywhere... J.D. SALINGER I was surrounded by phonies...They were coming in the goddam window. J.D. SALINGER I don’t give a damn, except that I get bored sometimes when people tell me to act my age. Sometime... J.D. SALINGER I think that one of these days," he said, "you're going to have to find out where you want to go. An... J.D. SALINGER As much as anything else, it was a stare, not so paradoxically, of a privacy-lover who, once his pri... J.D. SALINGER Rudford lay on his back in the grass and watched great cotton clouds slip through the sky. Peculiarl... J.D. SALINGER