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Drunken men give some of the best pep talks.

Criss Jami

Criss Jami

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Respect? Of course, always, to all, because everything seems funnier when you're trying to show respect.
— Criss Jami
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Nothing amuses people more than a cocky guy who starts losing.
— Criss Jami
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You might be an introvert if you were ready to go home before you left the house.
— Criss Jami
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Drunkenness is when the tongue walks on stilts and reason goes forward under half a sail.
— Martin Luther
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Tolerance! The virtue that makes one bite his tongue so that he can tear out his hair.
— Criss Jami
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