Drunks fear the police
but the police are drunk too.

It drains the bars and cafes after hours, concentrates the wicked and the guilty along its chipped Formica counter, and thrums with the gossip of criminals, policemen, shtarkers,and schlemiels, whores and night owls ... three or four floaters, solitaries, and drunks between benders lean against the sparkly resin counter, sucking the tea from their shtekelehs and working the calulations of their next big mistake.

There are a lot of drunks here.

I personlly think there should be a lane for drunk drivers, if you hadent noticed, drunks are remarkabley good drivers, all they need is a place to drive safely.

We don't want to put any belligerent drunks in the truck.

God watches over drunks and third baseman.