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From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either i...
CHARLIE SHEEN I cannot remember the books I've read any more than the meals I have eaten; even so, they have made ...
RALPH WALDO EMERSON In 'Wall Street,' Charlie Sheen carried that movie.
MICHAEL DOUGLAS That's an amazing feeling, to walk onstage, and you're not thinking about anything, you'...
ERIC MCCORMACK I've never met Charlie Sheen.
BILL HADER It was either Voltaire or Charlie Sheen who said, 'We are born alone. We live alone. We die alon...
GABRIEL BYRNE I don't want to replace anyone, especially Charlie Sheen.
JOHN STAMOS I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.
CHARLIE SHEEN The words you can’t find, you borrow.
We read to know we’re not alone. We read because w...
GABRIELLE ZEVIN You can't change who you are, but you can change what you have in your head, you can refresh wha...
ERNESTO BERTARELLI Charlie Sheen was such a pro.
JANE LYNCH You know, I am mainstream America, and it really doesn't matter what party you're in. When y...
SHARRON ANGLE Obama's tenure had more dirty linen then Charlie Sheen's hamper.
GREG GUTFELD Some songs are just like tattoos for your brain... you hear them and they're affixed to you.
CARLOS SANTANA I've written for the last 15 years on TV shows, but now I'm doing the new Charlie Sheen prog...
BRIAN POSEHN That can be a 'challenge word,' maybe asking you your birthday, your favorite cake, your favorite de...
MICHAEL JACKSON He's my favorite! He wrote and produced, and starred in and cast all of his movies! Can you imag...
EMMA STONE When you're younger - duh - you don't really have the tools to deal with certain things in y...
SCOTT IAN Charlie Sheen is who again? Denise is engaged?
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS Your work isn't just to learn and say the lines. Your work is to figure out what the chatter in ...
SARAH WAYNE CALLIES My husband and Charlie Sheen played Little League together. They've always been best friends.
HEATHER LANGENKAMP What is it that makes you so angry, bothers you so deeply, that you're compelled to act?
CRAIG GROESCHEL Convinced that we're living the whole time that we're dying.
We decide to go out walking the wh...
TEGAN QUIN Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Do...
CONAN O'BRIEN I think Jon Cryer and Charlie Sheen have a lot of chemistry between them.
APRIL BOWLBY My experience is that when one is in psychosis, you're on a mission and nothing is going to stop...
ELYN SAKS Black people need some peace. White people need some peace. And we are going to have to fight. We...
FRED HAMPTON The brain is not nourished on beans and truffles but rather the food manages to reconstitute the mol...
ANTONIO GRAMSCI It turns out that this part of the brain is one of the first areas that's attacked by Alzheimer&...
JOHN O'KEEFE When the brain is silent, the executive function, which is this part of the brain that makes decisio...
GOLDIE HAWN If you're asking your kids to exercise, then you better do it, too. Practice what you preach.
CAITLYN JENNER I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. You...
CHARLIE SHEEN Your brain is a belief factory. Ultimately you decide what gets designed, produced, and shipped out ...
MATT DEMPSEY If we're honest, most of us are doing okay.
CRAIG GROESCHEL Making a movie like 'Felony' is hard work because you're really putting your own ideas o...
JOEL EDGERTON If you’re... asking yourself why I have this success and you don’t, don’t be angry with me—stop ...
, I GOT THIS: HOW I CHANGED MY WAYS AND LOST WHAT WEIGHED ME DOWN, 2012 I would love to do the therapist on 'Two and a Half Men' again or just work with Charlie She...
JANE LYNCH I love the percussion. It's a right brain, left brain thing. There are different beats, but coop...
SHALOM HARLOW I've always believed that if you are precise in your thoughts, it's not the lines you say th...
VERA FARMIGA It was either Voltaire or Charlie Sheen who said, 'We are born alone. We live alone. We die alone. A...
GABRIEL BYRNE If you're a coach, you've got to have a lot of confidence in what you're doing. Your ego...
BUD GRANT It was pivotal in making you but you don't remember it. Or do you? Do we understand the events that ...
DOUGLAS COUPLAND You're a good man, Charlie Brown.
CHARLES M. SCHULZ You think you're looking at things all the time, but you're not looking at things, you'r...
FIONA APPLE Women are so powerful they're scary, and the incentive to squash this has been going on for so l...
ALANIS MORISSETTE When you're writing, you're only a brain and some fingers, but drumming, you're involvin...
MICHAEL AZERRAD I am not better than you because of my religion, color, culture, education, status, wealth, etc. I a...
NAJWA ZEBIAN Science literacy is less about what you know and more about how your brain is wired for asking quest...
NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON I hate learning lines, so the fight stuff's always my favorite.
TRAVIS FIMMEL I'm a wonderful disaster. So are you. We're all a mess. We're in this culture that says ...
EMILIO ESTEVEZ What happened in Pakistan was that people were told: You're all Muslim, so now you're a coun...
SALMAN RUSHDIE Look at Charlie Brown's face. Would you please hold still a minute Charlie Brown? I want Linus to st...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ With acting, when you're reading a script, you're regurgitating someone else's words. Th...
VANESSA LACHEY If you're hungry, you know that you want to eat. You don't know what's on the menu - per...
CARLES PUIGDEMONT When you read a book, the neurons in your brain fire overtime, deciding what the characters are wear...
MEG ROSOFF ARE YOU LIVING YOUR FAVORITE LIFE? What is your Favorite Life? It is being with your Favorite People...
LORRIN L. LEE I first started asking big questions when I was 12, and by big questions, I mean, 'Why are we he...
BARBARA EHRENREICH We all are who we are. We're not necessarily good, and we're not necessarily bad. So much te...
KYLE SCHMID Charlie Sheen gave me a signed headshot. I think it said, 'Keep it real.' But 'real'...
DAKOTA FANNING If you don't fix latent failures in your system, you're asking for trouble.
JOHN GOULD Some of the writers definitely got inspired by some of the story lines, but we are evolving in the &...
ELODIE YUNG I'm a fairly ascetic person. And I do most of my writing at night. You don't get distracted,...
CALEB CARR Anything you're interested in the world - whether it be Charlie Rose or JetBlue or a public figu...
JACK DORSEY The interesting thing about white power and the desperate white knuckling grip on this thing call wh...
JESSE WILLIAMS It's weird how people were always asking us, 'Are you real? Are you joking?' That seems ...
YOLANDI VISSER Now, there are so many movies, so many festivals, and so many awards going on, each judged with each...
JAVIER BARDEM We get to live in a time that we get to use social media as a tool. It's not just a face on a pi...
GIGI HADID You're a person a lot longer before and after you're a professional athlete. People always s...
DEREK JETER Sometimes you ask God for something and you don't know what you're asking.
MAHALIA JACKSON I remember people - not my family - always asking, 'Oh, so are you going to make movies when you...
GIA COPPOLA I think we can rule out 'mixed brain dominance' as a cause of your poor performance at school, Charl...
CHARLES M. SCHULZ My favorite favorites are people like Bunuel, Fellini and Charlie Chaplin.
ALEX WINTER I think it's very important that you make your own decision about what you are. Therefore you...
PRINCE WILLIAM Our failures in charity are chained to a narrowed vision of the world that makes too much of the dif...
REBECCA GOLDSTEIN Brains don't really smell, but what's amazing about the brain is that it's almost like s...
ELLEN POMPEO Are you a politician asking what your country can do for you or a zealous one asking what you can do...
KAHLIL GIBRAN People say, like, 'Are you a regular person?' 'Well, I'm not a robot, if that's ...
ABIGAIL BRESLIN If you are not moving closer to what you want, you probably aren't doing enough asking. And you&...
JACK CANFIELD Yes, I now that you feel you are not strong enough. That's what the enemy thinks too. But we'...
KNUTE ROCKNE This bulletin brought to you from the Department of Duh.
K.A. MITCHELL At some point, you have to make a decision. Boundaries don't keep other people out. They fence you i...
MEREDITH GREY When you make a decision, you need facts. If those facts are in your brain, they're at your fing...
KEN JENNINGS It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.
DAN CASTELLANETA What you are seeing and hearing right now is nothing but a dream. You are dreaming right now in this...
MIGUEL RUIZ Even my parents are so cute, and they deal with every movie of mine excellently. They check with me ...
NATASHA HENSTRIDGE I'm so happy that we're finally hearing the stories and voices of women who make America. We...
GLORIA STEINEM That's why I haven't been so anxious. But now, lots of people write and say, 'I want to ...
ORNETTE COLEMAN Beauty comes from a life well lived. If you've lived well, your smile lines are in the right pla...
JENNIFER GARNER Interviewing someone is very similar to preparing a character, isn't it? You're just asking ...
FELICITY JONES You're always asking yourself, are you doing the best for your child? And other parents let you ...
TOM ELLIS I get stage fright and gremlins in my head saying: 'You're going to forget your lines'.
ALAN RICKMAN We're branded. You and me. We are so in love, Charlie. You feeling it yet? Do I make your hear go pi...
COLLEEN HOOVER Dealing with jackasses on every front today. Good thing I have tiger blood and Adonis DNA. (Charlie ...
GREG CAMPBELL Education in general, and higher education in particular, is on the brink of a huge disruption. Two ...
DAN PINK Happily, there's a reversal of the brain drain occurring in Ghana now. We're seeing a lot of...
JOHN DRAMANI MAHAMA I mean, if you're proud of what you've done when you've served in the military, well the...
KARL MARLANTES So: we're all tired. Now what? Manuscripts written in Club Med?
BRIAN FERNEYHOUGH Growing up in D.C. there are so many different types of educational and professional levels. They ca...
LAZ ALONSO I want to educate people and deliver news that isn't just surrounded by Charlie Sheen. I'd l...
CHELSEA HANDLER You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to t...
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FULTON J. SHEEN A woman never tells you why she loves; she just tells you how she loves.
FULTON J. SHEEN for a woman, love is its own reason. "I love you because I love you.
FULTON J. SHEEN A man may stand for the justice of God, but a woman stands for His Mercy.
FULTON J. SHEEN We become like that which we love. If we love what is base, we become base; but if we love what is n...
FULTON J. SHEEN When a child is given to his parents, a crown is made for that child in Heaven, and woe to the paren...
FULTON J. SHEEN A woman gets angry when a man denies his faults, because she knew them all along. His lying mocks he...
FULTON J. SHEEN Books are the most wonderful friends in the world. When you meet them and pick them up, they are alw...
FULTON J. SHEEN Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.
FULTON J. SHEEN Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you...
FULTON J. SHEEN Scepticism is never certain of itself, being less a firm intellectual position than a pose to justif...
FULTON J. SHEEN Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.
FULTON J. SHEEN Unless there is a Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday.
FULTON J. SHEEN The refusal to take sides on great moral issues is itself a decision. It is a silent acquiescence to...
FULTON J. SHEEN Since the basic cause of man’s anxiety is the possibility of being either a saint or a sinner, it ...
FULTON J. SHEEN There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, 'Good morning, God,' and the other is...
FULTON J. SHEEN There are ultimately only two possible adjustments to life; one is to suit our lives to principles; ...
FULTON J. SHEEN Holiness must have a philosophical and theological foundation, namely, Divine truth; otherwise it is...
FULTON J. SHEEN His words even imply that philanthropy has deeper depths than is generally realized. The great emoti...
FULTON J. SHEEN Broken things are precious. We eat broken bread because we share in the depth of our Lord and His br...
FULTON J. SHEEN Skeptics always want miracles such as stepping down from the Cross, but never the greater miracle of...
FULTON J. SHEEN In answer to modern requests for signs and wonders, Our Lord might say, 'You repeat Satan's temptati...
FULTON J. SHEEN Love burdens itself with the wants and woes and losses and even the wrongs of others.
FULTON J. SHEEN All love tends to become like that which it loves. God loved man; therefore He became man. For nine ...
FULTON J. SHEEN Christianity, unlike any other religion in the world, begins with catastrophe and defeat. Sunshine r...
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