Dunkin' Donuts, Red Lobster, Amoco, Chevron, Wal-Mart,

And like a lobster boiled, the morn From black to red began to turn

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She has a Chevron oil tanker named after her. I'm working on getting a Greenpeace trawler.

I'm happy in Lululemon, with a glass of red wine, watching HGTV.

I couldn't make ends meet. I tried Red Lobster. I tried Wal-Mart. I tried all these places and I couldn't make it. I couldn't. So, I tried this gentlemen's club, and, you know, I worked there, and it was just awful in those places. It was terrible.