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Mark Rosenker

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MARIAN WRIGHT EDELMAN Shaq pe hai yaqeen unko,
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LORIN MORGAN-RICHARDS You're a throwback."
"To what?"
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AND CITY Desperate Housewives.
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AND CITY A stud is born! [Stanford]
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AND CITY Honey, I've decided we're going to Louisiana.
JILL AND We'll have to find new accommodation tonight,
JILL AND None of these places, of course, are charging any rent,
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KEITH AYOOB Men and women are immigrants in each other's worlds.
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ANDRE MAUROIS Everything passes by, and we are left with just our memories
BEN OAK Ageing is something that both men and women are utterly terrified about.
CATE BLANCHETT You are amazing person with unique talents. Have faith in your abilities.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA Remain unique. Just be you
SOTONYE ANGA Life is a progression of becoming who we are.
J.R. RIM I've always said, 'Underwater or on top, men and women are compatible.'
SYLVIA EARLE Be who you truly are and make everything merge into your one true self.
BOHDI SANDERS I am me.
You are you.
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VALENTINA TERESHKOVA We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men and women are created equal.
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DEYTH BANGER You can be all that you want to be.
Keep dreaming and reach out to your dreams.
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BOB BARTHOLD Just because today is a rough takeoff, tomorrow will more than likely guarantee to be a smooth landi...
JEFFREY LEONARD After takeoff, the pilot reported a landing gear indication light and as a precaution decided to ret...
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GARY F EVANS... 37. It is better to be single and unhappy than unhappily married.
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KELLY CORRIGAN You are whatever you shall leave behind when you leave life!
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LONA SANDON Kids don't need to be hyped up on coffee and caffeine,
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PIM FORTUYN We know they are less likely to be restrained and more likely to be improperly and unsafely seated i...
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T.F. HODGE Know and believe that anything is possible.
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MEHMET MURAT ILDAN Most people are asleep and need to be confronted, like adults that are still behaving like they're 5...
ROBIN SACREDFIRE You are what you are, and what you are is not me!
ANTHONY T. HINCKS We did everything required and now they tell us all bets are off and we will be entered into a lotte...
FRED GRUNEWALD If it comes, let it come. If it goes, it's ok, let it go. Let things come and go. Don't let anything...
GERMANY KENT If it comes, let it come. If it goes, it's ok, let it go. Let things come and go. Stay calm, don't l...
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DAVID LEVITHAN The problem with any unwritten law is that you don't know where to go to erase it.
GLASER AND WAY Calamity is man's true touchstone.
BEAUMONT AND FLETCHER A man must be potent and orgasmic to ensure the future of the race.
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MASTERS AND JOHNSON The problem with any unwritten law is that you don't know where to go to erase it.
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ROLF AND RANGER A person who never made a mistake, never made anything." ~Rosamund Pilcher, Endings and Beginnings
ENDINGS AND BEGINNINGS

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MARK ROSENKER Unfortunately, the recording was unreadable.
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MARK TWAIN I never let schooling interfere with my education.
MARK TWAIN Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
MARK TWAIN Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
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MARK TWAIN There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress.
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MARK TWAIN The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it.
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MARK TWAIN The more things are forbidden, the more popular they become.
MARK TWAIN The lack of money is the root of all evil.
MARK TWAIN Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
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MARK TWAIN Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.
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MARK WARNER There are lies, damned lies and statistics.
MARK TWAIN Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.
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MARK TWAIN Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
MARK TWAIN The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
MARK TWAIN Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
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MARK TWAIN The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
MARK TWAIN All generalizations are false, including this one.
MARK TWAIN 'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read.
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MARK ZANDI Human cultural diversity is vast; the range of cultural practices, beliefs, and languages that we sp...
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MARK HAMILL What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet!
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MARK TWAIN Say the report is exaggerated.
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MARK FROST We have pension funds with 1.5 trillion euros investments, and they want to find business opportunit...
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MARK WATERS Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
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MARK TWAIN To succeed in the other trades, capacity must be shown; in the law, concealment of it will do.
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MARK TWAIN Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.
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MARK CARWARDINE When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one.
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MARK EDWARDS A true knowledge of ourselves is knowledge of our power.
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MARK TWAIN The human race was always interesting and we know by its past that it will always continue so, monot...
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MARK KENNEDY There really isn't anything more refreshing then iced Coke out of the old-school glass bottles.
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MARK MCGWIRE O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover th...
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