Earthquakes just happen. Tornadoes just happen. Your tongue does not just happen to fall into some other girls mouth!

That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus-humping butt monkey!!

I'll go," he said.
"And that's safer because?"
"I'm a guy."
"Right, and having a pair of dingle balls makes you invincible how?

Be yourself instead of being a copy of some else because you are strong enough to beat the world.

I love you Anna Covey,' he said, his voice barely audible. And slowly, clumsily, he leant forward, and his lips found hers, and Anna felt him kiss her awkwardly, she knew that she wasn't a Surplus any more. And nor was Peter.

Jealousy is being called up to what you can have, instead of called out for what you don't have.