Edinburgh used to be a haughty city.

You do not have to ladle on the impasto to make a point about human frailty or ambitions.

I've certainly always had a very high regard for Botswana and so I paint a very good picture of the country and I've never pretended to be painting an entirely realistic picture.

Whisky nosers, as they called themselves, eschewed what they saw as the pretentiousness of wine vocabulary. While oenophiles resorted to recondite adjectives, whisky nosers spoke the language of everyday life, detecting hints of stale seaweed, or even diesel fuel.

She was made for untidy rooms and rumpled beds.

What do the Texans say? All hat, no cattle.