Either this wallpaper goes, or I do.

One can survive everything nowadays, except death, and live down anything, except a good reputation.

One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching.

I am but too conscious of the fact that we are born in an age when only the dull are treated seriously, and I live in terror of not being misunderstood. Don't degrade me into the position of giving you useful information. Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.

Cecil Graham: What is a cynic?
Lord Darlington: A man who knows the price of everything, and the value of nothing.
Cecil Graham: And a sentimentalist, my dear Darlington, is a man who sees an absurd value in everything and doesn’t know the market price of any single thing.

It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously.