Embrace relational uncertainty. It's called romance. Embrace spiritual uncertainty. It's called mystery. Embrace occupational uncertainty. It's called destiny. Embrace emotional uncertainty. It's called joy. Embrace intellectual uncertainty. It's called revelation.
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ROBERT S. MCNAMARA Trust the wait, trust the process and embrace the uncertainty. When nothing is certain, opportunitie...
RANKOPA HERMAN MOLEFI For all of its uncertainty, we cannot flee the future.
BARBARA JORDAN Poetry, being supremely useless, by its very existence represents a protest against the so-called ...
TOM HODGKINSON The embrace of a new technology by ordinary people leads inevitably to its embrace by people of mali...
CHARLES C. MANN Those of us who embrace the feminine know its strength.
BETSY CORNWELL The fastest way to break the cycle of perfectionism and become a fearless mother is to give up the i...
ARIANNA HUFFINGTON Always embrace the little things,for they are the seed that produces the fruit called the big things...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) And how many a town which rebelled against the commandment of its Lord and His apostles, so We calle...
QURAN Now, there's no such thing as a Video iPod. The new model is simply called the iPod; its thicker, vi...
DAVID POGUE One of the fellows called me 'Cyclone' but finally shortened it to 'Cy' and its been that ever since...
CY YOUNG Those that wantonly embrace alcohol always have the mirror called miserable lives to view the reperc...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) When I sell liquor, its called bootlegging; when my patrons serve it on Lake Shore Drive, its called...
AL CAPONE Embrace the negative, for within its crusty shell lies a pearl waiting to be discovered.
RODNEY LOVELL When in doubt live your authentic self its the best challenge you will ever embrace.
KAT MORGAN There are two types of minds - the mathematical, and what might be called the intuitive. The former ...
BLAISE PASCAL It's only a hitch when you're in a slump. When you're hitting the ball its called rhythm.
EDDIE MATHEWS There just seems to be a barrage of uncertainty with the company in its management team and producti...
GLENN STEWART The costs of social uncertainty about covert monitoring are simply too high to justify Carnivore in ...
JEFFREY ROSEN The very essence of romance is uncertainty.
OSCAR WILDE The key is whether the market is able to shift its eyes from uncertainty in the politics and the ban...
HIROICHI NISHI When we resist change, it’s called suffering. But when we can completely let go and not struggle a...
PEMA CHöDRöN Let go of certainty. The opposite isn't uncertainty. It's openness, curiosity and a willingness to e...
TONY SCHWARTZ There will be very few occasions when you are absolutely certain about anything. You will consistent...
ANDY STANLEY When childhood dies, its corpses are called adults.
BRIAN W. ALDISS Sometimes its necessary to embrace the magic, to find out what's real in life, and in one's own hear...
SARAH ADDISON ALLEN My favourite places on earth are the wild waterways where the forest opens its arms and a silver cur...
RORY MACLEAN Judaism to me, as badly as I practiced it, what I've always loved about it was its total embrace...
BEN MARCUS Vulnerability is basically uncertainty, risk, and emotional exposure.
BRENE BROWN Morality is a venereal disease. Its primary stage is called virtue; its secondary stage, boredom; it...
KARL KRAUS Morality is a venereal disease. Its primary stage is called virtue; its secondary stage, boredom; ...
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ELLEN DEGENERES Now that judges embrace forcibly starving someone to death, Congress should use its appropriation po...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY I didn't expect people would embrace 'Ang Probinsyano' the way they did during its first...
COCO MARTIN Companies don't like uncertainty; travelers don't like uncertainty.
DARA KHOSROWSHAHI The universe, they said, depended for its operation on the balance of four forces which they identif...
TERRY PRATCHETT The universe, they say, depended for its operation on the balance of four forces which they identifi...
TERRY PRATCHETT Nothing is wrong with the past: it happened with its own timing, with its own reason and produced th...
JOHN B. BEJO You have this uncertainty. People will not contribute money in times of uncertainty.
DARRYL PAULSON A snake was never called by its name at night, because it would hear. It was called a string.
CHINUA ACHEBE America and its allies face many risks and problems in Iraq, but it is all too easy to snatch defeat...
ANTHONY CORDESMAN Any time you remove uncertainty, it's good news for the market. Having raised the question, the mark...
MARC PADO I embrace my fate; spiritual journey.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA As you embrace Consciousness, you embrace Perfection.
TONY SAMARA I can live with doubt and uncertainty and not knowing. I think it is much more interesting to live n...
RICHARD FEYNMAN The mistake is thinking that there can be an antidote to the uncertainty.
DAVID LEVITHAN Uncertainty and mystery are energies of life. Don't let them scare you unduly, for they keep boredo...
R. I. FITZHENRY Maturity of mind is the capacity to endure uncertainty.
JOHN FINLEY My thought, whose murder yet is but fantastical,
Shakes so my single state of man that function
...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE All human things hang on a slender thread, the strongest fall
with a sudden crash.
[Lat., Omnia s...
OVID (PUBLIUS OVIDIUS NASO) The only thing that makes life possible is permanent, intolerable uncertainty; not knowing what come...
URSULA K. LEGUIN Uncertainty will always be part of the taking charge process.
HAROLD S. GENEEN Who knows whether the gods will add tomorrow to the present hour?
[Lat., Quis scit, an adjiciant h...
HORACE (QUINTUS HORATIUS FLACCUS) We demand guaranteed rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty.
DOUGLAS ADAMS An image is a stop the mind makes between uncertainties.
DJUNA BARNES This
I ever held worse that all certitude,
To know not what the worst ahead might be.
ALGERNON CHARLES SWINBURNE Uncertainty and expectation are the joys of life. Security is an insipid thing, through the overtaki...
WILLIAM CONGREVE Uncertainty and expectation are the joys of life. Security is an insipid thing, through the overtak...
WILLIAM CONGREVE When the mind is in a state of uncertainty the smallest impulse
directs it to either side.
[Lat.,...
TERENCE (PUBLIUS TERENTIUS AFER) Uncertainty is the only certainty there is, and knowing how to live with insecurity is the only secu...
JOHN ALLEN PAULOS The uncertainty is petrol prices,
STEVEN WRIGHT I have known uncertainty: a state unknown to the Greeks.
JORGE LUIS BORGES This uncertainty about what Microsoft is going to do with the cash has been hanging over the stock f...
ADAM ADELMAN There were signs many institutional investors sold off their tech stocks given uncertainty about the...
MORRIS CHEN Another word for uncertainty is opportunity.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) As far as the political situation is concerned, I think we've got uncertainty that's going to last f...
ANDREW STOTZ The whole thing about the form-based codes that developers like is it removes the uncertainty, ... I...
BARBARA GREEN The whole thing about the form-based codes that developers like is it removes the uncertainty, ... I...
BARBARA GREEN The intensifying competitive landscape from larger, better- funded competitors creates some uncertai...
ANTHONY NOTO I don't think anything they've done is wrong but it adds to the uncertainty.
ANGELA KOHLER There is a lot of uncertainty on the Coast.
BEVERLY BRAHAN It lifts the cloud of uncertainty.
BARBARA COOMBS LEE There is no such uncertainty as a sure thing
ROBERT BURNS It's because of the uncertainty (over gas prices).
BO BREWER They're in transit they don't know how long they're going to be in the apartments they're in. The un...
TOM O'BRIEN It is calm now but this is superficial and deceptive. There is a lot of uncertainty ... There is a n...
BEYENE PETROS There's a significant amount of uncertainty about what's going to happen with the various tax provis...
DONALD MARRON He helped me deal with the uncertainty,
DON BAYLOR I know uncertainty about exposure is troubling.
DOROTHY TEETER We've been through a couple of quarters with a lot of uncertainty around the subscriber numbers, so ...
DENNIS KAVELMAN I can remember, even on up to the job I have now, some fair degree of uncertainty about whether I wa...
DAVID BONDY We have to be prepared for uncertainty after the announcement of the candidates,
KARL EIKENBERRY We are clearly in a state of economic uncertainty and the prudent thing to do in such times is to do...
DAVID ROSENBERG The uncertainty on the filing is probably what the market is looking at.
ERIC BALLANTINE The uncertainty surrounding the situation with Iran and their nuclear program has brought an added d...
EMANUEL BALARIE The next 18 months are to be very tenuous given the financial conditions and the uncertainty in the ...
DAVID ANDREA The major trend in the market over the last couple of weeks has been uncertainty. Uncertainty about ...
FRANCIS GANNON It's causing a lot of investor uncertainty. I think we'll be on the path to recovery going into the ...
GREGORY GEILING The nomination process did not go well and the uncertainty persists, causing negative reactions at t...
HALUK BURUMCEKCI We are in the moment of the maximum uncertainty.
FAUSTO BERTINOTTI We're going to see volatile markets for the next little while with all this uncertainty regarding ea...
GORDON HIGGINS Certainly there's a view that there's too much political uncertainty around the topic, but that kind...
DVAI GHOSE We're back to uncertainty
JAMES FENKNER The uncertainty here is how quickly these improvements flow through to earnings. Everyone's shooting...
JAMES HIGGINS In the face of heightened regulatory requirements and lingering economic uncertainty, businesses are...
JAMES DIAS There's a lot of uncertainty about the outlook. There are a lot of risks, mainly downside risks.
HENRY WILLMORE The proposed anti- avoidance rule could cause widespread uncertainty about many ordinary, everyday t...
JACKIE ARENDSE There's uncertainty about the floating voter.
IAN GUNNER There is a great deal of uncertainty around migration, each person has their own range of reasons (f...
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