It's all true, ... I did talk about pubic hair in response to someone's paper, and I show pictures o...
MICHAEL SCHAFFER All we're really waiting on is the paperwork.
MICHAEL SCHAFFER All of our heroes did silly stuff early and got more serious as time went on. Steve Martin, Adam San...
AKIVA SCHAFFER Vote counting and ballot collecting does not occur in the light of day. There are too many occasions...
BOB SCHAFFER There are many hands touching ballots after a voter drops his ballot into the ballot box. There is n...
BOB SCHAFFER Goths tend to be rather pacifistic, so to associate all Goths with violence because some of them a...
CHRIS SCHAFFER Goths don't identify with evil, we mourn the evil in society. The fascination with death is basica...
CHRIS SCHAFFER It is unlikely Yanukovich won. If he did, his government made it impossible to determine.
BOB SCHAFFER In the late afternoons and early evenings, the crowd is easily over 1 million. That many people simp...
BOB SCHAFFER In Congress, I was co-chairman of the Congressional Ukrainian Caucus, which became one of the larges...
BOB SCHAFFER I would love to see the French spending money to restore Iraq.
BOB SCHAFFER Government is just spending too much money.
BOB SCHAFFER As long as the opposition believes the world will stand with Ukraine's democrat reformers, they will...
BOB SCHAFFER That really doesn't affect us in a negative way. There are some positives to it. It will bring a lot...
BOB SCHAFFER It is clear that parents of children attending government-owned schools in Colorado cannot rely on s...
BOB SCHAFFER If you're elected on the State Board of Education to deal with education issues, then you should bol...
BOB SCHAFFER I need to know why my customers leave.
BOB SCHAFFER I find that 'Ghostbusters' and 'Alien' actually have a lot in common in that they...
AKIVA SCHAFFER One cannot help being impressed by the protesters. They have begun each day of the protest in Kiev i...
BOB SCHAFFER Obviously anything that impacts people's willingness to travel is of grave concern to the global eve...
ADAM SCHAFFER Many trade show organizers are not known for strong advance planning for these types of events.
ADAM SCHAFFER It hasn't been a topic of discussion at the meetings and events I've been to.
ADAM SCHAFFER We have not gotten a call inviting him back. We have no trips scheduled to go to Detroit.
PETER SCHAFFER He was cleaning out vents in the ceiling in which inmates had put wads of toilet paper.
ELISE SCHAFFER Otherwise, we will be dealing with this for the next 10 years.
CHARLIE SCHAFFER Most of them produced slowly and steadily over the whole season, and many of them were still growing...
KAREN SCHAFFER This virus tends to stick to tissue rather than move through it, so when we inject it into an organ ...
DAVID SCHAFFER The Russians have a lot at stake, and the power of Moscow pride should never be underestimated.
BOB SCHAFFER He actually came out with an extraordinary deal, considering what he did. I think the jurors could b...
KENT SCHAFFER The city will have no further comment on this issue. We're just going around and around with Mr. Jim...
CHARLIE SCHAFFER Oak is always going to be the most popular.
JIM SCHAFFER The project will be sensitive to maintain the natural environment of the creek. It will also signifi...
CHARLIE SCHAFFER For a city our size, we probably do more capital improvement projects than any other city in Califor...
CHARLIE SCHAFFER Reducing the tax burden is necessary to produce economic growth.
BOB SCHAFFER I'm all about 'Halo 2'.
AKIVA SCHAFFER I've always loved music videos - I used to make my own for bands like Pearl Jam. My favorite dir...
AKIVA SCHAFFER Cartoons are the best stuff on TV. 'Wonder Showzen,' 'Aqua Teen,' 'SpongeBob,...
AKIVA SCHAFFER 'SNL' is our main priority because that was our first big break.
AKIVA SCHAFFER Nothing is better than the moment you have Michael Bolton dressed as Forrest Gump and you see it in ...
AKIVA SCHAFFER 'The Watch' is first and foremost a comedy, but since I got to shoot the film using elements...
AKIVA SCHAFFER With a lot of those 'S.N.L.' shorts, we would do them just as we wanted to do them and then ...
AKIVA SCHAFFER You learn, even at 'S.N.L.,' that the funniest scripts a lot of the time were written with t...
AKIVA SCHAFFER One time, my mom told us, 'No TV.' It was 3 P.M., and I was sneaking it in. She put her hand...
AKIVA SCHAFFER I take a lot of ladies' vitamins, because I never buy my own and that's what's in the ho...
AKIVA SCHAFFER What 'SNL' taught me that was useful on 'The Watch' was, only put in bad words if th...
AKIVA SCHAFFER My mother is Ukrainian. She immigrated to the U.S. from Canada as a child.
BOB SCHAFFER Though there is growing division among the Ukrainian military ranks as to loyalty in this revolution...
BOB SCHAFFER It's still winter. Slow down.
ELISE SCHAFFER Nobody actually saw him fall, so nobody can actually say how it happened.
ELISE SCHAFFER Gene delivery is complicated because it's difficult for us to know how to change the properties of t...
DAVID SCHAFFER Gene therapy is a promising approach to curing disease, but for a number of years, the problem has b...
DAVID SCHAFFER The recent history of Ukraine is replete with dead journalists, beaten journalists, news agencies be...
BOB SCHAFFER I thought we were going to have a good team this year. I knew our four seniors were good players and...
GREGG SCHAFFER As the game wore on we were able to solve their press. It disrupted us early, but the kids adjusted ...
GREGG SCHAFFER Laser made a great play. It was a contested 3 from long range and he made a big shot.
GREGG SCHAFFER I couldn't be more proud of two guys (Clore and Dahn) and the defense they played.
GREGG SCHAFFER I thought we executed extremely well in overtime.
GREGG SCHAFFER I think our guys competed to the very last second of regulation. Without that mindset and intensity ...
GREGG SCHAFFER I'm just extremely proud of our toughness and composure all night long. I can't say enough about Nil...
GREGG SCHAFFER Women's place is in the House - and in the Senate
GLORIA SCHAFFER It's not really in their interest to carry this. We're focused on just his one product. That's why t...
GEORGE SCHAFFER We're essentially putting ourselves out of business. That's one reason I know that I have to start l...
GEORGE SCHAFFER It's useful, it's basic and it's just my opinion, but I think everyone should have a Webster's Dicti...
KAREN SCHAFFER Once the flow of the game went through three quarters and it was nip and tuck, we knew it was going ...
JEFF SCHAFFER We'll have opportunities to experience Appalachian culture and learn why poverty is an issue there. ...
JEFF SCHAFFER We're from Michigan. We're only excited because it's in Detroit.
JEFF SCHAFFER This is really important to make sense of the experience and to grow from it.
JEFF SCHAFFER We played well. We're finally starting to come together. We've been sputtering, playing a couple of ...
JEFF SCHAFFER I was appalled at how many people felt up against a brick wall.
JOCELYN SCHAFFER It makes me very sad. I don't think the difficulties parents face are fully appreciated by the court...
JOCELYN SCHAFFER My feeling is that it's anyone's guess.
JOCELYN SCHAFFER Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him of the...
ZENNA SCHAFFER There is…nothing to suggest that mothering cannot be shared by several people.
H. R. SCHAFFER There was some indecision as to when I was born. My sister said it was 1916. I'd lost my birth c...
MICHAEL GOUGH You can't escape this feeling of disintegration. The world is fragile. But you also can't le...
MICHAEL SHANNON You have to always remember who your guest is, and that's who we cater to.
MICHAEL MINA Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath.
MICHAEL CAINE I don't think any other holiday embraces the food of the Midwest quite like Thanksgiving. There&...
MICHAEL SYMON We've certainly learned a lot of lessons from Katrina, from Rita. Rita was better than Katrina. ...
MICHAEL CHERTOFF There's Jay-Z, who morphs a certain street hustler's cool and indifference into CEO extravag...
MICHAEL PATERNITI When I see children, I see the face of God. That's why I love them so much. That's what I se...
MICHAEL JACKSON People write negatives things, cause they feel that's what sells. Good news to them, doesn't...
MICHAEL JACKSON Just because it's in print doesn't mean it's the gospel.
MICHAEL JACKSON Children show me in their playful smiles the divine in everyone. This simple goodness shines straigh...
MICHAEL JACKSON Well, especially now I come to realize - and then - I would do my schooling which was three hours wi...
MICHAEL JACKSON Well, you don't get to do things that other children get to do, having friends and slumber parti...
MICHAEL JACKSON Everything that I love is behind those gates. We have elephants, and giraffes, and crocodiles, and e...
MICHAEL JACKSON Please keep an open mind and let me have my day in court.
MICHAEL JACKSON Because I think every child star suffers through this period because you're not the cute and cha...
MICHAEL JACKSON There were times when I had great times with my brothers, pillow fights and things, but I was, used ...
MICHAEL JACKSON It's a complete lie, why do people buy these papers? It's not the truth I'm here to say....
MICHAEL JACKSON Because parents have power over children. They feel they have to do what their parents say. But the ...
MICHAEL JACKSON I'm never pleased with anything, I'm a perfectionist, it's part of who I am.
MICHAEL JACKSON But I will never stop helping and loving people the way Jesus said to.
MICHAEL JACKSON If you enter this world knowing you are loved and you leave this world knowing the same, then everyt...
MICHAEL JACKSON I'm happy to be alive, I'm happy to be who I am.
MICHAEL JACKSON Sound strategy starts with having the right goal.
MICHAEL PORTER That's one of the great things about Thanksgiving: Football's on!
MICHAEL STRAHAN I might be 'Candid Camera's number one fan.
MICHAEL CARBONARO To be able to detect the outbreak of avian flu anywhere in the world is going to require a partnersh...
MICHAEL BURGESS I hope the millions of people I've touched have the optimism and desire to share their goals and...
MICHAEL JORDAN The philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche once wrote that when you look into the darkness of the abyss the...
MICHAEL CONNELLY One way to keep momentum going is to have constantly greater goals.
MICHAEL KORDA I'm a black American, I am proud of my race. I am proud of who I am. I have a lot of pride and d...
MICHAEL JACKSON In Britain and Europe, no event is less forgotten than World War I, or 'The Great War,' as i...
MICHAEL KORDA I joined Twitter and you read a lot of the comments. You're biting your lip and you want to repl...
MICHAEL OWEN Genocide is not just a murderous madness; it is, more deeply, a politics that promises a utopia beyo...
MICHAEL IGNATIEFF I'm not good at being static. I have to be climbing a mountain.
MICHAEL OVITZ It's absolutely wrong that I don't want guys to challenge me. And the people who say that ar...
MICHAEL JORDAN Do I need my number retired throughout the course of the league to acknowledge what I've done? N...
MICHAEL JORDAN I've never been afraid to fail.
MICHAEL JORDAN There is no 'i' in team but there is in win.
MICHAEL JORDAN I don't want to be the flavor, the passing thing that the girls scream at. I think that it's...
MICHAEL BUBLE Yauch was a gifted MC.
MICHAEL DIAMOND Yauch was great at lacking fear.
MICHAEL DIAMOND I believed, up to last week, that Adam was somehow coming back. But I wouldn't trade that optimi...
MICHAEL DIAMOND The sport of shooting is my life.
MICHAEL DIAMOND Becoming an Olympian is the ultimate reward for any athlete.
MICHAEL DIAMOND Honestly achieved results surpass all others.
MICHAEL DIAMOND I find that it's best to take one step at a time and cross each bridge as they come to you.
MICHAEL STUHLBARG I hate leg exercises. I hate one-legged squats. I hate the hurdles and the split squats. I hate all ...
MICHAEL STRAHAN It is no small thing for an American to be able to go into a fast-food restaurant and to buy a doubl...
MICHAEL POLLAN Sometimes we spend more efforts with people that are strangers in terms of making an impression than...
MICHAEL DOUGLAS Growing up, there was only classical music on BBC Radio. We had to listen to the American Forces Net...
MICHAEL CAINE I'm just like anyone. I cut and I bleed. And I embarass easily.
MICHAEL JACKSON What modern humans need help with is escaping from the despair of politics, commerce and media, esca...
MICHAEL LEUNIG There's nothing like a family crisis, especially a divorce, to force a person to re-evaluate his...
MICHAEL DOUGLAS I'm a big supporter of the Second Amendment. But I think I have a First Amendment right not to b...
MICHAEL NUTTER In all of my work I'm trying to create a dialogue, in which I want to provoke the recipients, st...
MICHAEL HANEKE Horror fans need horror, okay? They don't need little worms squirming around going down your thr...
MICHAEL ROOKER The human relationship to combustion is as mysterious as it is fraught with madness. From the candle...
MICHAEL LEUNIG A man in a well tailored suit will always shine brighter than a guy in an off-the-rack suit.
MICHAEL KORS You can't regulate child labor. You can't regulate slavery. Some things are just wrong.
MICHAEL MOORE If you copy then it is not self-expression.
MICHAEL SCHENKER I'm not sure why I like cats so much. I mean, they're really cute obviously. They are both w...
MICHAEL SHOWALTER Let's not pretend that abortion isn't about the mass slaughter of innocents.
MICHAEL ASTON Access to books and the encouragement of the habit of reading: these two things are the first and mo...
MICHAEL MORPURGO Perhaps it is partly that we need to love books ourselves as parents, grandparents and teachers in o...
MICHAEL MORPURGO War continues to divide people, to change them forever, and I write about it both because I want peo...
MICHAEL MORPURGO The big relationships you make in your life are with those that you love and if things do go wrong t...
MICHAEL MORPURGO I was rather a poor student, too easily distracted - did a lot of gazing out of windows, fine for tr...
MICHAEL MORPURGO We all know that the great memories of our childhood are the little triumphs - it doesn't really...
MICHAEL MORPURGO By the time I sit down and face the blank page I am raring to go. I tell it as if I'm talking to...
MICHAEL MORPURGO To write something you have to feel it and know it, and that's not comfortable.
MICHAEL MORPURGO Write because you love it and not because it is something that you think you should do. Always write...
MICHAEL MORPURGO One of the great failings of our education system is that we tend to focus on those who are succeedi...
MICHAEL MORPURGO Only the best books are special. Why? Because they open our eyes, touch us, excite us, extend us.
MICHAEL MORPURGO The most important thing is to live an interesting life. Keep your eyes, ears and heart open. Talk t...
MICHAEL MORPURGO Live an interesting life. Meet people. Read a lot and widely, learn from the great writers.
MICHAEL MORPURGO It is the child's understanding that teaches the adults the way of the future. They're still...
MICHAEL MORPURGO Read a lot - poems, prose, stories, newspapers, anything. Read books and poems that you think you wi...
MICHAEL MORPURGO Children have to be motivated to want to learn to read. Reading must not be taught simply as a schoo...
MICHAEL MORPURGO Encouraging young people to believe in themselves and find their own voice whether it's through ...
MICHAEL MORPURGO Something I learn every time I stand in front of a bunch of children, I learn never, never to undere...
MICHAEL MORPURGO Always write your ideas down however silly or trivial they might seem. Keep a notebook with you at a...
MICHAEL MORPURGO It is really important that focusing on things such as spelling, punctuation, grammar and handwritin...
MICHAEL MORPURGO My legacy would be that you don't have to give up anything. You can be chic but have a sense of ...
MICHAEL KORS Corn is a greedy crop, as farmers will tell you.
MICHAEL POLLAN 'Hamlet' is one of the most dangerous things ever set down on paper. All the big, unknowable...
MICHAEL SHEEN One of the most important days of my life was when I learned to ride a bicycle.
MICHAEL PALIN The first sign of real obsession with music was with an old wind-up gramophone that mum had thrown o...
GEORGE MICHAEL A lot of children are interested in fairies, especially young girls, and Tinker Bell is the ueber-fa...
MICHAEL SHEEN Once something is a passion, the motivation is there.
MICHAEL SCHUMACHER You use words like 'introvert' and 'extrovert,' various traits of a personality. A l...
MICHAEL FASSBENDER No life's worth more than any other, no sister worth less than any brother.
MICHAEL FRANTI To be successful you have to be selfish, or else you never achieve. And once you get to your highest...
MICHAEL JORDAN Muftis and bishops should be like ripe camembert cheeses - a bit on the nose and not for the faint-h...
MICHAEL LEUNIG Practically every movie that shows the pope or even a bishop as a character, and in much of western ...
MICHAEL NOVAK I had very little fear about it, but basically, my straight friends talked me out of it. I think the...
GEORGE MICHAEL Social media changed Chinese mindset. More and more Chinese intend to embrace freedom of speech and ...
MICHAEL ANTI One of the most unusual shuttles operates at the Lyndon B. Johnson National Historic Site in Texas, ...
MICHAEL FROME A lot of my success comes from black music. It's something I'm very proud of.
MICHAEL BOLTON Black music has increased my enjoyment of what I do. It has increased my range, my ability to reach ...
MICHAEL BOLTON The entire business world has figured out how to make huge buckets of money without hiring us to wor...
MICHAEL MOORE As a kid, I watched 'Bugs Bunny' cartoons, and for some reason Pepe Le Pew, the indomitable ...
MICHAEL PATERNITI I made a very conscious effort to finish 'The Cypress House' before 'So Cold the River&#...
MICHAEL KORYTA The United States contributes to peace in both by serving as a buffer between and among regional pow...
MICHAEL MANDELBAUM I used a kind of gray-green early on in my practice for painting steel, to make it look more like it...
MICHAEL GRAVES With 'Black Rain,' I spent a lot of time with homicide detectives, and I spent a lot of time...
MICHAEL DOUGLAS Never eat broccoli when there are cameras around.
MICHAEL STIPE I've always loved going to see Broadway shows. I've seen 'em all: Rent, Chorus Line, Cat...
MICHAEL SHOWALTER To this day, I believe the unity of the world's countries in the fight against terror is more powerf...
MICHAEL DELONG Talking about Apple v. Microsoft without mentioning the Internet and the browser is like talking abo...
MICHAEL ARRINGTON You can't be elected president without passing though Iowa and bowing down before corn-based eth...
MICHAEL POLLAN A boundary is really something artificial we made up. The ecosystem and landscape continue.
MICHAEL FROME I'm a career Air Force officer. We have a saying in the Air Force: 'If you want people to be...
MICHAEL HAYDEN For a brief moment, Ian Fleming made being an Englishman seem sexy, even to the French. He should ha...
MICHAEL KORDA In the last few years, the very idea of telling the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the trut...
MICHAEL MUSTO Life does not happen to us, it happens from us.
MICHAEL WICKETT I moved from Moscow to Rome with my family and two bicycles in 1998, and spent a lot of that year- a...
MICHAEL SPECTER You get to about 65 or 70 and you lose friends and the world does seem to be an endlessly difficult ...
MICHAEL MORPURGO I have not much love for the bright lights - unless it's the sun creeping up over the horizon.
MICHAEL LEUNIG The French consider themselves the guardians of the world's culture and do not bother to hide th...
MICHAEL KORDA Something ancient in us bends us toward the origins of the whole thing. We either drown in the split...
MICHAEL MEADE Through an arbitrary problem, I had arrived at a tenet of good writing: brevity wins.
MICHAEL WINTER The fastest way to succeed is to look as if you're playing by somebody else's rules, while q...
MICHAEL KORDA We all fly. Once you leave the ground, you fly. Some people fly longer than others.
MICHAEL JORDAN The game is my wife. It demands loyalty and responsibility, and it gives me back fulfillment and pea...
MICHAEL JORDAN When I was young, I had to learn the fundamentals of basketball. You can have all the physical abili...
MICHAEL JORDAN You have to build up to green smoothies. Everyone loves fruit smoothies: you can add a handful of ba...
MICHAEL GREGER