Even a blind pig finds an acorn every once in awhile

Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn sometimes

Don't buy a pig in a poke

CNN and MSNBC, our primary competitors, are trying to figure out how to beat us. There are some good, smart people at those networks, and even occasionally a blind pig finds an acorn.

The world's quiet and the pig is in the sty.

Who seeks adventures finds blows