Even AWESOME MOMS use the F-BOMB!

I need COFFEE to help me change the things I can... and WINE to help me accept the things I can't!

Your RELIGION does not make you a good person. Your BEHAVIOR does.

You should base everything on what you see with your own eyes, hear with your own ears and feel with your own heart. Period. Always believe what you KNOW about a person, not what you HEAR.

Sweetie, you don't need to drive me to the brink of insanity... I'm close enough to walk!

WINE! Because these problems aren’t going to forget THEMSELVES!