Even if I wrote 'The Kay Cannon Show,' I would have to audition to play Kay Cannon. And I probably wouldn't get it.

You never imagine that the Green Bay Packers were going to be in something you wrote or singing 'Bootylicious.'

Nick Cannon Presents Wild 'N Out.

I was the runt of the family, the shortest and the smallest, so I think they perceived me as the one who was like, 'Look at me!' - just trying to get their attention and being a goofball.

[Analyst Michael Cannon put it more bluntly.] There's no bubble, ... The only bubble I know is gum.

I couldn't even get an audition for network TV at home in Ireland.