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Lemony Snicket

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There are ways to get around that, though.
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Wherever you are, be all there.
CRAIG GROESCHEL
There are no new ideas. There are only new ways of making them felt.
AUDRE LORDE
We are looking for ways to decrease the dropout rate. I am pretty sure, if we eliminate career and t...
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I'm afraid I have no way of knowing. I'm not sure what the answer would be.
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Being a No. 1 seed is cool. And knowing you?re in the tournament sure beats not knowing.
ALLAN RAY
It's an expensive toy, so I don't expect it to be under every kid's bed. But I am sure people will f...
DAVID ROSENBLOOM
Though no such study would or should receive approval from an ethical review board, Kristiansen, Has...
JENNIFER J. FREYD
No matter where you go - there you are
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In a worst case scenario, even if there is no vaccine developed, there are still ways you can protec...
DENNIS KLUKAN
I'm everything that you're not.
AHMED MOSTAFA
If you hate something thoroughly without knowing why, you can be sure there is something of it in yo...
FRIEDRICH HEBBEL
I'm not sure where they are headed, but I just feel better knowing that they are OK.
JAMARCUS RUSSELL
There's no excuse for the young people not knowing who the heroes and heroines are or were.
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There is no such things as magic, though there is such a thing as knowledge of the hidden ways of Na...
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There are lots of different ways for women to be a mom in this culture.
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It's just terrible. Everybody is just out there, knowing that at any moment the tires are going to p...
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There are ways to discover what God has created you for
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There are infinite ways for your mind to torture it's self.
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You to the left and I to the right, For the ways of men must sever-- And it may be for a day a...
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I just don't understand it," said Klaus, which was not something he said very often.
Violet nod...
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It’s funny how many ways there are to hurt people. As many ways to hurt as there are species of fl...
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Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would...
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Summer seems so cold without you, winter is even colder.
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You must be all a-tingle with excitement.'
'I guess so,' I said, but I did not feel a-tingle. I...
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There's an easy method for finding someone when you hear them scream. First get a clean sheet of pap...
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There are very few good ways to get publicity for a dictionary.
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There are lots of ways of protecting the city.
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You can find sorrow in the arithmetic, and you can find a bittersweet hope.
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Peter...” She let her head fall back against the seat and sighed. “Let’s not go there.”
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One moment you are here, othere there, then there. Then you can't move!
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There are as many kinds of beauty as there are habitual ways of seeking happiness.
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We want to make sure parents are informed of the warning signs that their kids could be participatin...
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There are two ways of looking at campaign finance,
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Ultimately there is no such thing as failure. There are lessons learned in different ways.
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There are no morals about technology at all. Technology expands our ways of thinking about things, e...
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It just makes me want to bounce knowing that there are so many people for Relay for Life.
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I'm not sure he wants to go somewhere not knowing who he's going to be playing for.
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There are a thousand ways to kneel and kiss the ground; there are a thousand ways to go home again.
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There are no poor performers, only poor leaders who fail to find ways of helping others prosper.
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Our modern states are preparing for war without even knowing the future enemy.
ALFRED ADLER
There are more ways of outraging speech than contradiction merely.
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There are all kinds of ways employers can smarten up.
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I'm sure he'd like to end the year pitching, knowing Woody. If we can get him in there, we'll try to...
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There are two ways of getting home; and one of them is to stay there.
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You don't know if I like the kid or want to intimidate him. There are a lot of different ways to loo...
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Though the customer is always right, there are some customers you do not want.
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There are some days when I think for sure there are so many other stronger Christians than me out th...
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Farmers feel like they will raise something. They are pretty sure there will be some bushels there n...
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There is no cure for sure for those who ensure to endure of their minds’ impure.
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There are different tastes, so there are different ways to approach this.
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There are lots of ways to register assets, but you need to decide which way is best for your marriag...
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It's confusing because there are multiple ways to do high def and there's no industry standard. I wi...
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There are 36 ways to tell this story. And all of them are disgusting.
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There are no easy rules to get rid of the governor so they are having to invent ways to deal with it...
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One seeks to equip the child with deeper, more gripping, and subtler ways of knowing the world and h...
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A lot of people aren't even sure which fireworks they've bought out there are illegal to use.
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We have to demonstrate that we came here to succeed. There are different ways to show we love the Un...
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There are other ways to live forever.
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There are only two ways to live a life, wait for a miracle or become one.
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There is sanctity in knowing, being, wanting, feeling all of everything for you.
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People aren't often asked to make life or death decisions. There are no causes to die for. You can g...
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I wanted to make sure there is no home-field advantage. Even though we might have the chance to host...
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Students are coming and going so fast that those are just the ones I know of for sure, ... There wil...
DONNA HARRIS
It's been nice knowing you, Clara.'

Huh? My brain still a bit shell-shocked.

'...
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But there is suffering in life, and there are defeats. No one can avoid them. But it's better to los...
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but it's far too late for us; ring, hair, letters, photographs--all traces of our love will be scatt...
LEMONY SNICKET
There's high speed, it's good terrain and there are some technical turns in there for sure.
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There are many ways to lose weight but not many ways to keep it off,
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Take me to the height where success would seek my help to succeed!
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At this point, none of us are sure why we fight. We’re sisters. We need no good reason to fight, e...
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They were almond cookies, although they could have been made of spinach and shoes for all I cared. I...
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It felt like the wrong thing to do, standing at the wrong door in the wrong place. We did it anyway....
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Stretched out in front of me was my time as an adult, and then a skeleton, and then nothing except p...
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It is always terrible to be told to go play with people one doesn’t know...
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The map is not the territory.
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I do what I do," I said, "in order to do something else.
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Nothing firms up a friendship like a good-natured argument.
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You must be all a-tingle with excitement.'
'I guess so,' I said, but I did not feel a-tingle. I...
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I thought maybe if I stared hard enough, I could see the lights of the city I had left so very far b...
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The library was one enormous room, with long, high metal shelves and the perfect quiet that librarie...
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There are two good reasons to put your napkin in your lap. One is that food might spill in your lap,...
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I went into the bathroom to brush my teeth. It is good to brush your teeth when you are angry, becau...
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There was something I was always very good at, however, and that was teaching myself not to be frigh...
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Scolding must be very, very fun, otherwise children would be allowed to do it. It is not because chi...
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So you’re reluctant, I said to myself. Many, many people are reluctant. It’s like having feet. I...
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The children of this world and the adults of this world are in entirely separate boats and only drif...
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A mystery is solved with a story.
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I’m reminded of a book my father used to read me,” she said. “A bunch of elves and things get ...
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You may be right,' she said, a phrase which here meant 'I’m wrong, but I don’t have the courage ...
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Knowing that something is wrong and doing it anyway happens very often in life, and I doubt I will e...
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There's an easy method for finding someone when you hear them scream. First get a clean sheet of pap...
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Don’t repeat yourself. It’s not only repetitive, it’s redundant, and people have heard it befo...
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They say in every library there is a single book that can answer the question that burns like a fire...
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How clever of you to figure that out,' said a voice at the top of the stairs, and Violet, and Klaus ...
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I'm not a stranger," I said, and pointed to his book. "I'm someone who reads the same authors you do...
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There is nothing wrong with crying at the end of a long day.
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being skeptical is a good thing for a journalist, because it means you don't completely trust anyone...
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There are people in the world who care about automobiles, and there are people who couldn't care les...
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Perhaps I had been in another world before I was born, and did not remember it, or perhaps I would s...
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There are many mysteries I have never solved, and the hair of my chaperone is perhaps my most curiou...
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It is never seven that you count to, before you do something difficult. It is never at the count of ...
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The three of us stood there for a minute. I don’t know what Stew was thinking, and the filing cabi...
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When you need a haircut, it looks like you have no one to take care of you.
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I don't know why wicked places generally look wicked. You'd think they'd look nice, to fool people, ...
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They can teach you anything. That doesn't mean you learn it. It doesn't mean you believe it.
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The trick to following someone without getting caught is to follow somebody who doesn't think they'r...
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I thought the war was a simple matter, with one side good and the other evil. But the more I read, t...
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Complimenting someone in an exaggerated way is known as flattery, and flattery will generally get yo...
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Of course you can trust me," Jake Hix said. "We read the same books.
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It is a lonely feeling when someone you care about becomes a stranger.
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Nobody should feel pain all by themselves.
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There are some secrets you want to keep to yourself, even if they don't matter. They might only matt...
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It seemed to me that every adult did something terrible sooner or later. And every child, I thought,...
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