Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when its through, if you are a crook or a martyr.

There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income.

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business

They are each good when they are out, and each bad when they are in.

Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow's too lazy to form an opinion