Every actor fears unemployment - even me.


Sam Worthington

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A lot of these people were getting to where they didn't need help anymore. You have to start all...
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When you're in trouble, all you need is your bank card and passport, and you're fine.
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Any acting is a stretch of the imagination. That's your job. Acting is truth in imaginary circum...
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I like the Kardashians. I watch 'em. When Kim got the botox in her face, and it made her face go...
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Starting out, they told me: 'You're a good-looking guy. We'll put you in this role, and ...
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I don't care what people think of me as a person, but I do care what people think of my work, an...
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I love my job; I love the world that it is. But I don't want someone who is just in love with th...
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Most actors go, 'I read the script and fell in love with it'; I fall in love with the direct...
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You help families focus on the future through their children.
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Actors get to go to these amazing worlds. In 'Terminator,' I was a cyborg with feelings; in ...
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You can write whatever you want about me in websites and newspapers, but no one really knows me. The...
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I do movies I would go to see.
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I like to play board games a lot with my girl, things like that. We attempt to cook. And even if it ...
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When I was in my 20s, I thought I knew who I was. And then as soon as I turned 30, I realized that p...
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I also care that the public are getting their 12 dollars worth when they go to a movie, and that the...
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You spend five months filming in outer space and saving the world, and suddenly that kind of family ...
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My dad had to work for everything in his life; so did my mum: she cleaned people's houses and lo...
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Well, I think the world changes around you - I think you don't change. That's as simple as t...
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In the movies, they make you look good and tough, but in real life, it's completely the opposite...
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I don't have a real home. When I got 'Avatar,' I sold everything that I owned because I ...
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When I do my job, I dive into these characters and try to flush something out of myself into these c...
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I've lost love. I've tried to reclaim a lost love and didn't know how to do it.
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When I was young, my parents were these titanic, infallible figures. But Mum's illness and Dad&#...
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I'm Australian! How much more alpha can you get?
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It's a fine line. If you withhold too much, you come across as wooden - as I've often been d...
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I pray to God every day that he makes me the biggest superstar, but before that, I ask God to make m...
SUSHANT SINGH RAJPUT
An actor is like a piece of clay: you just keep moulding me. Even people who work with you every day...
ERIKA ELENIAK
Even when I turn 60, they'll call me a child actor.
HANSIKA MOTWANI
Sam lit up every room she was in.
JANET ALLEN
Any degree of unemployment worries me.
GERHARD SCHRODER
People told me, when I was coming through the ranks, that a mark of a great actor is one who deals w...
CLAUDIA BLACK
In the summer of 1954, after several years in Austin, Minnesota, our family moved across the state t...
TIM O'BRIEN
What you are doing is running the seniors out of Worthington.
DONNA MYERS
That's one thing about Sam, he's comfortable in every crowd.
DAVID CHERRY
Every actor has a natural animosity toward every other actor, present or absent, living or dead.
LOUISE BROOKS
Why did you do that? Every Tom, Dick and Harry is named Sam! [When a friend told him he named his so...
SAMUEL GOLDWYN
Sam had a great night. She comes to work every night.
CHRIS WEBSTER
Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
UNKNOWN
I think not every improviser is a good stage actor. Certainly not every stage actor is a good improv...
RICH SOMMER
What keeps me up at night is poverty and unemployment.
ABDULLAH II OF JORDAN
Long-term unemployment can make any worker progressively less employable, even after the economy str...
JANET YELLEN
I think every leading man wants to be a character actor, and every character actor wants to be a lea...
BRUCE BOXLEITNER
Racism, sexism, drug and alcohol abuse, mental illness, unemployment — homelessness encompasses pr...
JENA DESAI
Racism, sexism, drug and alcohol abuse, mental illness, unemployment — homelessness encompasses pre...
JENA DESAI
Going on unemployment was a total low point for me, but it was also the point when I promised myself...
PAUL DOWNS COLAIZZO
Every part I play is just a variant of my own personality. No real character actor, of course, just ...
MICHAEL GAMBON
I don't feel comfortable with the glorification of violence. But, as an actor who has had long p...
CHARLIE COX
I think I'm the only actor in the history of film who got to slap Sam Jackson on the face and butt a...
EUGENE LEVY
We joke about it in the entertainment industry: Every actor wants to be a musician, and every musici...
LANCE BASS
Dreams undress me naked of fears
IAN IJH HOWELL
It doesn't surprise me. That's the type of person Sam is.
CHRIS COX
I'm not saying that Sam J. Jones was Flash Gordon - there's no such thing. No actor can be t...
SAM J. JONES
Fears and fancies thick upon me came.
WILLIAM WORDSWORTH
I think I'm the only actor in the history of film who got to slap Sam Jackson on the face and bu...
EUGENE LEVY
Sam came home and packed up his shoes and some extra clothes and took them to him. Sam even took ext...
LINDA MULLEADY
In my first film, I was a basketball player. Like every good actor, I lied when they asked me if I c...
DAVID MORSE
Going on unemployment was a total low point for me, but it was also the point when I promised myself...
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Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection.
MOKOKOMA MOKHONOANA
Even when we do not create children's fears, when they come to us with fears ready-made and built-in...
JOHN W. HOLT JR.
Every actor comes with their own experience, method, methodology.
TODD HAYNES
Life is like farting in front of someone and then trying to convince him, you didn't fart. It's hard...
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Just look at what is spelled:
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Realizing you have something in common with another person makes you more human than you were yester...
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If a fangirl tells you she likes you, you better be happy. Her standards are very high.
ME
I do not fear the darkness. It fears me.
GRACE WILLOWS
The hardship and suffering caused by unemployment penetrates every area of life. While politicians a...
EVA BURROWS
But," expostulated Josiah Worthington. "But. A human child. A living child. I mean. I mean, I mean. ...
NEIL GAIMAN
Acting is really scary, but it's also challenging, fun, hard work. There's always an element...
MICHAEL PITT
Sam Ran Over Sand or Sand Ran Over Sam,
DR. SEUSS
I said uselessly, "Sam, don't go."

Sam cupped my face in his hands and looked me in the e...
MAGGIE STIEFVATER
My father had always called me Sam since the day I was born. He rarely ever called me Tiger. I would...
TIGER WOODS
This is a setback. We're returning to classical approaches against unemployment and youth unemployme...
EMMANUEL RIVIERE
Write down your fears, glue them on mirror and face them every morning. – Shahwan SETHI
MUHAMMAD SHAHWAN TARIQ
Wallace Worthington would have reminded Wilbur Larch of someone he might have met at the Channing-Pe...
JOHN IRVING
TV and films are same for me. I took a decision to be an actor, and I am an actor. I never decided t...
RAM KAPOOR
I debuted in Bollywood without inhibitions, and I don't want to develop any fears now. Nothing i...
RANVEER SINGH
Every actor has to love and loathe the character he plays.
IAN MCSHANE
Every actor dreams of getting a big break, a big opportunity.
LIAM MCINTYRE
I think every actor should go back and do theater periodically.
CHAD LOWE
I think every English actor is nervous of a Newcastle accent.
ALAN RICKMAN
I think that every male actor fantasizes with a boxing film.
EDGAR RAMIREZ
Sam reminds me of Glen Johnson. His record is deceptive but this is his opportunity.
DAN GOOSSEN
Even when America's economy has been by all measures healthy and the unemployment rate low, some...
ELAINE CHAO
Uncle Sam is going to ride to the rescue. That's the message to every city as a result of Katrina.
JACK WEISS
It's not like every actor needs to train, but an actor will either develop their process through...
EMORY COHEN
I guess every character has a little bit of the actor - I guess for every character you play, the ac...
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Every actor has a different language. Every actor has their strengths and their challenges, and I tr...
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Throughout my career, even as a very young actor, people have always said to me that they would like...
EAMONN WALKER
Every play they made behind me pumped me up even more and gave me the energy to keep going.
A.J. BURNETT
I always had an actor within me.
ADRIEN BRODY
I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things, Sam.
J.R.R. TOLKIEN
Every actor in his heart believes everything bad that's printed about him.
ORSON WELLES
In nighttime series, the actor gets billing up front on every episode.
MICHAEL ZASLOW
There was nothing to see, nothing to distract me from succumbing to my fears, and the longer I kept ...
PAUL AUSTER
I just don't think that I could be the kind of actor I want to be and not be honest with myself....
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The only fear I have is that I will wake up one day and nobody will allow me to do films. This is a ...
ABHISHEK BACHCHAN
I've always been an actor, a lowly actor without power, so I've never been corrupted. I'...
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For every challenge we face - unemployment, poverty, crime, income growth, income inequality, produc...
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Atoms consist of a positive nucleus and negative electrons flying around outside it. Electrons close...
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Swim upstream. Go the other way. Ignore the conventional wisdom.
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I like power and I like to use it.
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Too many critics mistake the deliberations of the Congress for its decisions.
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If you want to get along, go along.
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When you get too big a majority, you're immediately in trouble.'
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Do not wait for extraordinary circumstances to do good action; try to use ordinary situations.
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Son, always tell the truth. Then you'll never have to remember what you said the last time.
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You cannot be a leader, and ask other people to follow you, unless you know how to follow, too.
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R is for wussies if you're talking about blood and guts.
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I've always heard people's criticisms twice as loudly as their praise.
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Well it's always been an element of the horror film to show us the gross out. I mean that's ...
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It's lovely being a producer. It's really a lot of fun and I can learn a lot.
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As I began making my feature films, it was a great adventure. It was about constructing something I ...
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I feel the horror audience is a great audience, and I would ideally make a movie that would give the...
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I don't like movies about serial killers, necessarily; it's too real and unpleasant for me.
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Every picture has been a learning opportunity for me.
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If a remake is not good, no one wants to see it and, again, it doesn't hurt the original.
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I love cats. I've had cats as pets.
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The Price Is Right can really get me going.
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Yeah, Dundee was great. It was a great film. I fell in love with my Mexican wife on Dundee.
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Why should I give you an interview? All you journalists are plagiarists.
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I want to inspire, and be inspired.
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You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.
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I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!
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Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.
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Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.
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I'm so tired of men who are afraid to hurt women's feelings.
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Everything can be satirized.
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I'm attracted to heartbreakers.
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Folks, I've been straight for seventeen days... Not all in a row.
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I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock 'n' roll and ex-wives. In that order.
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AIDS is a horrible disease, and the people who catch it deserve compassion.
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Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change.
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Obviously I'm not a role model for impressionable youth.
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Every generation has someone who steps outside the norm and offers a voice for the unspeakable attit...
SAM KINISON
I started saying things in church that didn't meet with a lot of approval - like 'Jesus isn&...
SAM KINISON
My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!
SAM KINISON
You don't know what a rough crowd is. If all I have to do is go make people laugh, that's no...
SAM KINISON
You can know what's in your life when you know what's in your heart.
SAM KEEN
A society in which vocation and job are separated for most people gradually creates an economy that ...
SAM KEEN
Most mutations involve typos: Something bumps a cell's elbow as it's copying DNA, and the wr...
SAM KEAN
I think it's a natural human tendency, when you read something, you tend to read a lot of your p...
SAM KEAN
Despite what you might guess, when monitoring your breathing, your body doesn't care whether you...
SAM KEAN
In a vague way, I always knew neurosurgery was different - more delicate, more difficult, more deman...
SAM KEAN
The grand saga of how humans spread across the globe will need some amendments and annotations - ren...
SAM KEAN
Scientists didn't discover the noble gas helium - the second most common element in the universe...
SAM KEAN
Everywhere in the universe, the periodic table has the same basic structure. Even if an alien civili...
SAM KEAN
Carbon's eastern neighbor on the table, nitrogen, dresses up diamonds in pinks, yellows, oranges...
SAM KEAN
Guinea pigs are practically synonymous with experiments. Lab rats have become the workhorses of mode...
SAM KEAN
Medieval alchemists, despite their lust for gold, considered mercury the most potent and poetic subs...
SAM KEAN
One theme I ran into over and over while writing about the periodic table was the future of energy a...
SAM KEAN
Despite the disreputable company it keeps, bismuth is harmless. In fact, it's medicinal: Doctors...
SAM KEAN
The price of diamonds can vary greatly depending on size, cut, color, and other factors, including w...
SAM KEAN