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I eat for survive OM BENIWAL Everything you do in life, every choice you make, has a consequence. When you do things without thin... MARK STEVEN JOHNSON Every choice starts with a decision. Every decision starts with a thought. Every thought starts with... KEMI SOGUNLE With every experience, you alone are painting your own canvas, thought by thought, choice by choice. OPRAH WINFREY Every choice has a consequence, every consequence another choice. Little agonies waiting to be embra... MCM Pain or perspective, that's the choice.' . . . You choose pain - you choose to fight it, ... TED DEKKER Whenever there was a choice between music and anything else, music won hands down every time. BARRY MANILOW Separate yourself from those who hinder your vision. Make a choice to walk away from the trap set to... AMAKA IMANI NKOSAZANA I get a choice every time I have to open my mouth: that it can be with civility and dignity and grac... DANA PERINO Learn to appreciate every moment of your life, stop thinking of the future too much, you have a choi... OSCAR AULIQ-ICE Learn to appreciate every moment of your life, stop thinking of the future too much, you have a choi... AULIQ ICE Every time you cuddle with your children, you're likely to be driving down your testosterone. HELEN FISHER Every person has free choice. Free to obey or disobey the Natural Laws. Your choice determines the c... ALFRED A. MONTAPERT It's unimaginable every time you go. You just want to love every second of it and every minute becau... BLAINE STEWART The decisions you make are a choice of values that reflect your life in every way. ALICE WATERS Every choice you make has an end result. ZIG ZIGLAR Every choice carries a consequence. For better or worse, each choice is the unavoidable consequence ... GARY RYAN BLAIR Stairs are your teacher; they teach you to be stronger. Love your teacher and every time life puts s... MEHMET MURAT ILDAN Learn to enjoy every minute of your life. Be happy now. Don't wait for something outside of yourself... EARL NIGHTINGALE Learn to enjoy every minute of your life. Be happy now. Don't wait for
something outside of yourself... EARL NIGHTINGALE The words of confirmation into the Church are an invitation: 'Receive the Holy Ghost.' And t... HENRY B. EYRING When you take the time to really know yourself—know your values, know your beliefs, know what is i... SURAJ DAHAL Every day is a choice to keep moving forward. If done so, then every night is a victory. HANNAH MAGNO Authenticity is a collection of choices that we have to make every day. It's about the choice to sho... BRENé BROWN I have a theory that every time you make an important choice, the part of you left behind continues ... JEANETTE WINTERSON First and foremost, I'm an oral storyteller - I'll make a poetic choice over a grammatical c... ISOBELLE CARMODY Every time you post something online you have a choice. You can either make it something that adds t... ZOE SUGG Every challenge you encounter in life is a fork in the road. You have the choice to choose which way... IFEANYI ENOCH ONUOHA You don't get to control any outcome, only every choice you make along
the way. STEPHEN C PAUL Every temptation comes with a choice. MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON Every time you post something online, you have a choice. You can either make it something that ... ZOE SUGG Learn to enjoy every minute of your life. Be happy now. Don't wait for something outside of your... EARL NIGHTINGALE Every time you post something online you have a choice. You can either make it something ... ZOE SUGG Single is no longer a lack of options – but a choice. A choice to refuse to let your life be defin... MANDY HALE Happiness is a choice. You can choose to be happy. There's going to be stress in life, but it... VALERIE BERTINELLI Given a choice between life and death, choose life. Given a choice between right and wrong, choose w... MIRA GRANT We make destiny with every turn, every choice. NORA ROBERTS Given a choice between my life and yours, I will choose mine. Every time. Without hesitation. RAE CARSON Every moment, every breath, contains a choice. But life is imperfect. We make the wrong choices. So ... BLAKE CROUCH Drugs? Every one has a choice and I choose not to do drugs. LEONARDO DICAPRIO Your dying every minute, every second, so die in the arms of someone who deserves you, time is ticki... HANNAH HOWITT Given a choice, it seems like pity would be easier to bear than mockery, but that's not true. Mocker... ERICA O'ROURKE Every mind has a choice between truth and repose. Take which you please you can never have both. RALPH WALDO EMERSON Your one certainty in life, your power as a human being, is that you have a choice in every situatio... BEN WHISHAW Drugs? Every one has a choice and I choose not to do drugs... LEONARDO DICAPRIO Choice is the basis of every part of your existence, but so is fear. The difference is, choice creat... RéNé GAUDETTE And if I have my choice between a pennant and a triple crown, I'll take the pennant every time. CARL YASTRZEMSKI You have two choices in life...Choice one is to be the same and be like everyone else...Choice two i... JAZLYN ROEHL And if I have my choice between a pennant and a triple crown, I'll take the pennant every time. CARL YASTRZEMSKI Every time you log in to Facebook, every time you click on your News Feed, every time you Like a pho... JON EVANS Attitude is a choice. Happiness is a choice. Optimism is a choice. Kindness is a choice. Giving is a... ROY T. BENNETT Time is priceless; you are responsible for your time. Earn it or kill it, your choice KAMAL KHANZADA That was much worse than expected, and the underlying numbers look weak across the board. MICHAEL EVERY This kind of figure is bound to generate negative headlines for New Zealand. Higher oil prices also ... MICHAEL EVERY The moderation is certainly very slow in arriving, even allowing for the usual lag in data, and thes... MICHAEL EVERY They are concerned about inflation first and foremost but they already know that was going to happen... MICHAEL EVERY With the import side holding up more strongly than exports for now, the Reserve Bank is unlikely to ... MICHAEL EVERY Redwood, in my opinion, was one of the smartest fishermen around and a scientific fishermen. DICK EVERY The residential housing market is well off its peak now. The Reserve Bank remains on hold for now wi... MICHAEL EVERY The underlying message from the data is that at the coal face producers are seeing higher costs, but... MICHAEL EVERY Since the Reserve Bank of Australia raised rates in March, the housing market has just been going si... MICHAEL EVERY Tom Joiner was the dock master. He would book people to fish over on the boardwalk. DICK EVERY I played bad this afternoon. I don't even want to talk about the morning right now. I putted badly. ... MATT EVERY I've been working really hard lately. Normally, it just comes to me pretty easy, but this is differe... MATT EVERY Entrepreneurs don't have weekends or birthdays or holidays. Every day is my weekend, my birthday, my... RICHIE NORTON To be the best is a choice you make on your own SOTONYE ANGA This is a marathon in life. You can't be sprinting all the time or else you wear yourself out. Y... BRIAN MOYNIHAN Once you declare your loyalty to a team, every person who doesn't support that team, it's th... MARK HOPPUS The future is never just one choice. It's a thousand. And they never stop. You will choose your futu... CORA CARMACK Love starts as a feeling, But to continue is a choice; And I find myself choosing you JUSTIN WETCH I feel every shot, every camera move, every frame, and the way you frame something and the choice of... ROGER DEAKINS God offers to every mind a choice between repose and truth. take which you please--you can never hav... RALPH WALDO EMERSON When you're in your early 20s your love life seems to explode every 20 minutes or so. By the tim... PATRICK MARBER Every person has free choice. Free to obey or disobey the Natural Laws. Your choice determines the c... ALFRED A. MONTAPERT Every person has free choice. Free to obey or disobey the Natural Laws. Your choice determines the ... ALFRED A. MONTAPERT Life is a roller coaster.You can either scream every time you hit a bump or you can throw your hands... UNKNOWN Anyone who refuses to make a choice has already made a wrong choice by allowing his life for chance ... ISRAELMORE AYIVOR The people who claim that being transgender is a choice are right on one regard. Living freely as th... IAN THOMAS MALONE The way you define yourself as a writer is that you write every time you have a free minute. If you ... JOHN IRVING Napster is a consumer revolt. Napster is about my right to have this music and to share if I've ... DOUGLAS RUSHKOFF When someone's acting for a scene, they can fool the camera. But in everyday life, unless you... CESAR ROMERO If I have a choice between looking something up and making it up, I'll make it up every time. W. P. KINSELLA Time can be an ally or an enemy. What it becomes depends entirely upon you, your goals, and your det... ZIG ZIGLAR It's a huge challenge. It is stressful. You can't let up. You have to be on your toes every minute. CYNTHIA COULTHURST God offers to every mind its choice between truth and repose. Take which you please; you can never h... RALPH WALDO EMERSON God offers to every mind its choice between truth and repose. Take which you please - you can never ... RALPH WALDO EMERSON Every minute starts an hour and every minute is a new opportunity. Each time the clock ticks you hav... SOURCE UNKNOWN Start living now. Stop saving the good china for that special occasion. Stop withholding your love ... MARY MANIN MORRISSEY Start living now. Stop saving the good china for that special occasion. Stop withholding your love u... MARY MANIN MORRISSEY I've loved every minute of it. Coach (Lon) Kruger made me a better player and I'm glad I made this c... DUSTIN VILLEPIGUE
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