Every day is a GIFT... But can anybody tell me where to Return these bloody MONDAY's....

Every birthday is a gift. Every day is a gift.

Is Marriage Interferes with Romance...? There's no doubt about it, anytime you have a Romance, your Wife is Bound to Interfere...

Don’t be Afraid to all Women, Get married to any one of them, then you will be Afraid of only ONE and start Loving the REST…

I don't like people driving faster, that may cause an Accident... Thats the Reason I overtake them....

If you have a Headache, Do what it says on the Aspirin Bottle: Take one, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN...