Every dog must have his day.


Jonathan Swift

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Let Hercules himself do what he may, the cat will mew, and dog will have his day.
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Let Hercules himself do what he may, The cat will mew, and dog will have his day.
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Freedom - an occupied space which must be reoccupied every day.
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And Jonathan gave his artillery unto his lad, and said unto him, Go, carry them to the city.
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Every man must bear his own burden.
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Breaks balance out. The sun don't shine on the same ol' dog's rear end every day.
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Every day brings his bread with it.
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Every man must get to Heaven his own way.
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The most positive men are the most credulous.
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Convey a libel in a frown. And wink a reputation down!
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Fine words! I wonder where you stole 'em. [Lat., Libertas et natale solum.]
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JONATHAN SWIFT
A lie is an excuse guarded
JONATHAN SWIFT
Every man desires to live long, but no man wishes to be old.
JONATHAN SWIFT
Vision is the art of seeing the invisible.
JONATHAN SWIFT
When the belly is full, the bones would be at rest
JONATHAN SWIFT
What they do in heaven we are ignorant of; what they do not we are told expressly
JONATHAN SWIFT
Just get the right syllable in the proper place.
JONATHAN SWIFT
Words are but wind; and learning is nothing but words; ergo, learning is nothing but wind.
JONATHAN SWIFT
Argument is the worst sort of conversation.
JONATHAN SWIFT
Some men, under the notion of weeding out prejudices, eradicate virtue, honesty, and religion
JONATHAN SWIFT
Punning is an art of harmonious jingling upon words, which, passing in at the ears, excites a titill...
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All fits of pleasure are balanced by an equal degree of pain or languor; it is like spending this ye...
JONATHAN SWIFT
In all distresses of our friends We first consult our private ends
JONATHAN SWIFT
It is in men as in soils where sometimes there is a vein of gold which the owner knows not.
JONATHAN SWIFT
Our passions are like convulsion fits, which, though they make us stronger for the time, leave us th...
JONATHAN SWIFT
Gulliver describes a royal personage inspiring awe among the tiny Lilliputians because he was taller...
JONATHAN SWIFT
The greatest inventions were produced in the times of ignorance, as the use of the compass, gunpowde...
JONATHAN SWIFT