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Ian Watson

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Come, Watson, come! he cried. The game is afoot."
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Come, Watson, come!" he cried. The game is afoot.
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Let us be kind to one another, for most of us are fighting a hard battle.
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My favorite meal has always been fried chicken.
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I was always interested in the kind of history they didn't teach you in school.
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Immigration is one of the leading contributors to population growth.
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The saddest thing a girl can do is dumb herself down for a guy.
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What gets scary is when your self-worth is tied up in what strangers think of you.
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I'm willing to be seen.
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If not me, who?
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Hate and mistrust are the children of blindness.
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S.J. WATSON
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I like men with quick wit, good conversation and a great sense of humour. I love banter. I want a ma...
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I'm a perfectionist, so my bossiness definitely comes out.
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EMMA WATSON
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All I can do is follow my instincts, because I'll never please everyone.
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I don't want other people to decide who I am. I want to decide that for myself.
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My dad's not here, but he's watching in heaven.
BUBBA WATSON
Perfection is impossible; just strive to do your best.
ANGELA WATSON
A lot of guys who have never choked have never been in the position to do so.
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In the dark, there is silence but in the light there is warmth.
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My cinematic crush has been pretty much the same since I was 12: Kevin Costner.
EMMA WATSON
So much of football relates to Christian life - sacrifice, commitment, discipline.
BENJAMIN WATSON
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Balls that were hit to the outfield weren't even damp. The outfield just soaked it up. It was pretty...
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He (hit) 10,000 yards today. You need to congratulate him. It was good to see him get going.
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We still have a long way to go, but when we are struggling, that's when your leaders step up. That's...
BEN WATSON
Whenever we go out there at the end with Tom, we know we've got a chance to get in field goal range....
BEN WATSON
It was his demeanor. We were coming off a loss last week [to San Diego], and we've had all these thi...
BEN WATSON
I give Ray most of the credit. This was his dream three years ago. He has put in thousands of hours....
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She had another great game in the field. They were hitting shots at her and she just keeps making pl...
BEN WATSON
Chloe did well. They got to her a little in the fifth, but she did a good job.
BEN WATSON
The Brer Rabbit ploy has been quite effective for me. When a country is talking about prosecuting me...
PAUL WATSON
The reason why 'Black Lives Matter' is a chant is because a lot of people feel, myself inclu...
BENJAMIN WATSON
It was obviously good we won the game, and I was able to play a part in it. It definitely helped me ...
BENJAMIN WATSON
We still have a lot to work on and lot of things we can improve on. It's definitely good to get a wi...
BENJAMIN WATSON
That's a question a lot of people wonder, we wonder, and it's a question we don't have the answer to...
BENJAMIN WATSON
He threw a great ball. They were playing man-to-man, and there's not much the defender can do when h...
BENJAMIN WATSON
He's got 350-pound men trying to hit him in the back of the head. I've never played quarterback, so ...
BENJAMIN WATSON
They threw the ball to him all the time in college.
BENJAMIN WATSON
It was great. That's what we go to practice for all those days. Just to go out there in front of all...
BENJAMIN WATSON
We've got a lot of places to spread the ball around.
BENJAMIN WATSON
Every player needs some confirmation that what they're doing is working. The thing fans don't see on...
BENJAMIN WATSON
The goal is always to play the perfect game. I've just had bits and pieces so far.
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Seriously, a smaller, leaner, cleaner, tuskless and more secretive elephant is exactly what is neede...
LYALL WATSON
I stole a piece of the chess set on the first film. I took a piece of the treasure out of Bellatrix&...
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My clients are the whales and the seals.
PAUL WATSON
I have known Farley Mowat all of my life, from reading his books as a child to becoming a close frie...
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PAUL WATSON
He was there when there was nothing no land, no money. He gave us a lot of insight on the constructi...
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ANDREW WATSON
Me and her walked out on the porch and it just snapped in two.
ANDREW WATSON
He really has a passion for the Lord and for giving children the chance they need.
ANDREW WATSON
The personnel in the support offices know they are doing their jobs well when they never hear about ...
ANDY WATSON
The personnel in the support offices know they are doing their jobs well when they never hear about ...
ANDY WATSON
There's going to be a lot of businesses going under if that ever happens here. You'll be looking at ...
ANDY WATSON
It could be a chemical spill, a train derailment,
ANDY WATSON
We've always had a plan. As the years go along, you revise it every year, every six months or as nee...
ANDY WATSON
It was tough trying to figure out how to put on all the women's clothes.
BARRY WATSON
I want to try and do as much as I can as an actor. So far I think I've done pretty well with being a...
BARRY WATSON
I grew up in Dallas, with cowboys. I was the only guy in sixth grade with long hair and an earring. ...
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I feel healthier than I ever felt, even before I found out I was sick. I've been about 110 percent f...
BARRY WATSON
They were scary bunny rabbits!
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I think most people, even if they say they hate horror movies, there's that feeling you get inside t...
BARRY WATSON
We hold our hate too choice a thing, for light and careless lavishing.
WILLIAM WATSON
I'm very crafty! One time I made a television set out of a cardboard box - Everybody thought it ...
EMMA WATSON
Customers look for partner companies that can bridge the gap between their business demands and tech...
ALLISON WATSON
Only companies that have demonstrated high levels of customer service, proved their experience and a...
ALLISON WATSON
We are providing the tools to train partners to deliver the people-ready message and supporting them...
ALLISON WATSON
The training component will support partners by helping them clearly tell the story of people-ready.
ALLISON WATSON
We're saying if you want to get people-ready, get it from our partners, here are our partners. So fa...
ALLISON WATSON
We started the push by presenting to partners the importance of people being at the center of how Mi...
ALLISON WATSON
The people-ready vision is not only for Microsoft to create opportunity, but it's also about creatin...
ALLISON WATSON
This research is industry-changing [in terms of] partner profitability. It's grounded in real key pe...
ALLISON WATSON
We place tremendous value on our partners, who help us deliver solutions and applications to custome...
ALLISON WATSON
Customers are looking for partner companies that can bridge the gap between their business demands a...
ALLISON WATSON
We buy a bottle of water in the city, where clean water comes out in its taps. You know, back in 196...
PAUL WATSON
When Merle and I started out we called our music 'traditional plus,' meaning the traditional...
DOC WATSON
The shark is the apex predator in the sea. Sharks have molded evolution for 450 million years. All f...
PAUL WATSON
I would love to persuade Christopher Bailey to get even just a section of Burberry that's, like,...
EMMA WATSON
Acting never was about the money for me... Maybe in 10 years, I'll be able to appreciate the fac...
EMMA WATSON
I mean, I have done scenes with animals, with owls, with bats, with cats, with special effects, with...
EMILY WATSON
I mean, I have done scenes with animals, with owls, with bats, with cats, with special effects, with...
EMMA WATSON
Ignoring fame was my rebellion, in a funny way. I was insistent on being normal and doing normal thi...
EMMA WATSON
One of the biggest things we have to be able to do is to handle conflict and handle it correctly. We...
BENJAMIN WATSON
For everybody, I think that we all, when we look at this situation of race, we need a change of hear...
BENJAMIN WATSON
Follow your dreams and use your natural-born talents and skills to make this a better world for tomo...
PAUL WATSON
I threw my 20th birthday party at Brown, and I didn't even have to say to anyone not to put pict...
EMMA WATSON
I used to swim with these beavers in a beaver pond when I was 10. I went back when I was 11 and foun...
PAUL WATSON
Paris is a beautiful city.
BUBBA WATSON
I always have several books on the go at any one moment, so it's no good you asking 'What...
EMMA WATSON
I have actually led more expeditions to Antarctica than Scott, Amundsen, and Shackleton put together...
PAUL WATSON
Even the cleanest air, at the centre of the South Pacific or somewhere over Antarctica, has two hund...
LYALL WATSON
Does Greenpeace think it can stop whaling in Antarctica by publicly eating whale meat and declaring ...
PAUL WATSON
I like books that aren't just lovely but that have memories in themselves. Just like playing a s...
EMMA WATSON
I want to be normal. I really want anonymity.
EMMA WATSON
The abuse of detainees in U.S. custody has severely undermined our Nation's position in the worl...
DIANE WATSON
I've never understood having crushes on people who you don't know in real life.
EMMA WATSON
I've always looked forward to coming up and wrestling for him. He's a legend.
BRIAN WATSON
The deputy pulled his car in front of the front door of Albertsons because it looked like he was goi...
BRIAN WATSON
It sounded like a big fight or a riot, ... People began running inside the store, calling 911 on the...
BRIAN WATSON
all of the sudden the guy just hit it and took off.
BRIAN WATSON
There was a lot of screaming,
BRIAN WATSON
Then a security manager got on the PA and told everyone to get to the back of the store,
BRIAN WATSON
If you judge by what we see, there are plenty of birds in this state. The populations have been stro...
BRIAN WATSON
We had a little mental breakdown.
BRIAN WATSON
I think their nerves got to them. This was a big game with a big stage. We put some pressure on them...
BRIAN WATSON