Every time I am stuck in traffic, stub my toe, get a middle seat on the flight, I just remember how all of this is just a blip in the radar of my life.

Every time I fumble or drop a ball I am embarrassed.

I am in the hands of Deori Maa. Every time I come to Ranchi, I visit her temple. I still remember my first visit.

My family and high school friends were the only people who were with me every step of the way through my mothers' illness. They sat by my side year after year and consoled me. If they ever sent me a bill, I would be paying them off for the rest of my life.

As for Colt 45, I am very proud of my endorsement of the product, and it still 'Works every time.'

I am a total loser, in every aspect of my life. I rarely go out.