FastSaying

Every time I fail to smoke a cigarette between innings, the opposition will score.

Earl Weaver

Earl Weaver

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Don't play for one run unless you know that run will win a ballgame.
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When you play for one run, that's usually all you get. I have nothing against the bunt in its place, but most of the time, that place is in the bottom of a long-forgotten closet.
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Most of the umpires, it's amazing: 98 percent of them will not hold a grudge. I always felt a couple of them did. I never wanted to argue with an umpire in my life.
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