Everybody laughs when fatty falls down.

Being a Little Falls guy, this was always the game,

I remember one time when all the nuns in my Catholic grade school got around in a semicircle, me and Mom in the middle, and they said, 'Mrs. Farley, the children at school are laughing at Christopher, not with him.' I thought, 'Who cares? As long as they're laughing.'

The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer.

Let me tell you why I suck as a sellman....

People... need a time to laugh. It's up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel so the average guy can say, 'I may be bad, honey, but I'm not as much of an idiot as that guy on the screen.'