Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Everybody wants to go to Heaven, but no one wants to die to get there!

The future is like heaven, everyone exalts it, but no one wants to go there now.

Everybody wants to get old, but nobody wants to be old

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business.

The only difference between everybody and nobody is all the shoes.