Everybody's out to get something from somebody. 'Gold diggers' doesn't just mean money, it can mean time, it can mean feelings. It can mean anything when you're taking and not giving. When people don't know how to reciprocate.

It's just, people recognize you for your work, you know? They love you for your work, and they judge you for your work. It's awesome to have people quoting you. I love it.

If you can get your life down to one minute at a time, you don't miss anything. You have total abundance of information and material.

So I think all comedians are earning their wings into heaven. We're all going to heaven, but everybody's not going to get their wings. Some people are just going to be regular angels. Doing cleanup, janitor work. In heaven, I'm going to sit on the couch with Oprah.

Comedians are the monkeys of acting. When you go to the zoo, everybody loves the monkey exhibit.

I don't get on the phone and prank people and things like that on the phone with people, no.