Everybody's inspired me and has helped me and is trying to point me in the right direction.


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God has primed me for this purpose. He has inspired me to be a voice for the voiceless.
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Blank paper has always inspired me.
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It's helped me survive, and it's helped me help other people.
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They taught me different was wrong.
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My father always taught me that when you help other people, then God will give you double. And that&...
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ACIE LAW
[Hill] is the best in the business. He taught me a lot about being at the right place at the right t...
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Those rigorous classes is what has helped me [succeed].
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Guys were in the right spot. They helped me out a great deal.
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Food Stamps helped keep me from going hungry, and Pell grants helped me go to college.
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My profession has helped me to grow up.
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Having my priorities in order has really helped me look better, fresher, and more relaxed.
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Mel taught me a new grip on my sinker in spring training, and I've used it all year, ... It has real...
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Mel taught me a new grip on my sinker in spring training, and I've used it all year. It has really h...
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She was the first person who got me involved and kind of inspired me,
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God helped me, and it went in.
BRIAN BRADLEY
In fact the experience at Oxford has really helped me later in life.
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Josh, you break my heart. And you're a liar. Because you know me, you know me better than almost any...
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There's no such thing as a bad dog, just a bad owner.
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Josh is absolutely gorgeous - and very nice. I definitely fancied him and I think he fancied me,
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To be at the point I am right now is just crazy to me,
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At some point in time, one has to ask themselves, is this all the world has to offer me?
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What really keeps me inspired is to get messages across.
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Documentaries have always inspired me in narrative filmmaking.
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I've seen my own death in dreams like this and it's helped me appreciate life more. I've also seen m...
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I know the Bible is inspired because it inspires me.
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There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.
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There is [sic] two things in life for which we are never fully prepared, and that is--twins.
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A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.
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It is the little bits of things that fret and worry us; we can dodge an elephant, but we can't dodge...
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Live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so.
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Incredulity is the wisdom of the fool
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Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed
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There is a sort of charm in ugliness, if the person has some redeeming qualities and is only ugly en...
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Keep a cow, and the milk won't have to be watered but once.
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Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed.
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A slander is like a hornet; if you can't kill it dead the first time, better not strike at it.
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I have lived in this world just long enough to look carefully the second time into things that I ...
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The less we know the more we suspect.
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My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnet, the journey of life, is to take their heart in...
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The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way.
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Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed ...
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The man who ain't got an enemy is really poor.
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If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy...
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Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing until it ge...
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Our necessities are few but our wants are endless.
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As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.
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Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go.
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There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.
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Hope is the most exciting thing in life and if you honestly believe that love is out there, it will ...
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You don't have to be a genius when you're surrounded by morons.
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If you write a post and put it on a blog, that's a historical document. If you change your template,...
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Gratitude can sometimes be as annoying as whininess.
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It doesn't pay to be good at something unless you are the absolute best at it.
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Insanity is just what we call stupidity when it doesn't make sense.
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Important days don't look like anything special when they start. Invariably, the sun rises and peopl...
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The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it.
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It's interesting, on your second day of existence, to realize that your father is going to blame all...
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The language that we use now impacts on the ability to vote, it impacts on the marketplace; instead ...
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One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit n...
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