Everyone around here expects me to trust the new pup not to mess us, but when did pups become trustworthy? They didn't, they weren't and they won't:)

Self-deprecation in the form or humor anything else should only be practiced by professionals, otherwise it's like defecating on you. Don’t expect accolades, those sympathetic smiles are hiding people’s realization that you may be a willing doormat.

It's just that some people are rounder pegs than others

Is it who you surround yourself with or is it just the luck of the draw?

There's nothing wrong with picking the low hanging fruit unless it stops you from reaching for the stars!

It is what it ain't!