Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.

An artist is someone who produces things that people don't need to have but that he - for some reason - thinks it would be a good idea to give them.

Land really is the best art.

My idea of a good picture is one that's in focus and of a famous person.

Being good in business is the most fascinating kind of art...Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art"

When you're interested in somebody, and you think they might be interested in you, you should point out all your beauty problems and defects right away, rather than take a chance they won't notice them. Maybe, say, you have a permanent beauty problem you can't change, such as too-short legs. Just say it. "My legs, as you've probably noticed, are much too short in proportion to the rest of my body." Why give the other person the satisfaction of discovering it for themselves? Once it's out in the open, at least you know it will never become an issue later on in the relationship, and if it does, you can always say, "Well I told you that in the beginning.