Everything I do, I go to black people. If I have a problem at the airport, I'll go to the black ticket agent. I hope they notice me because I'll get better service. If I'm at a restaurant, I look for the black waiter. Rent-a-Car, give you the upgrade.

Gary Owen

Agent Airport Because Better Black Everything Get Give Go Hope Look Me Notice People Problem Restaurant Service Ticket Upgrade Waiter You

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