Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.

Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts.

I do everything that everybody else does.

I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.

Life is always a rich and steady time when you are waiting for something to happen or to hatch.

Whatever else an American believes or disbelieves about himself, he is absolutely sure he has a sense of humor.