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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
WILL ROGERS People change their opinion according to your position. And both politicians and bureaucrats begin t...
RAJEEV SHUKLA MasterCard should lighten up, they are taking their name 'Master' too seriously, ... This is America...
RALPH NADER It's amazing how seriously they're taking their positions.
NANCY HOLLOWAY In the old days in France, they had beheadings of people who commit heinous crimes, ... Nevada Newsm...
OSCAR GOODMAN The majority of people think their children's lives will not be as good as theirs. Nearly half o...
KATHLEEN TROIA MCFARLAND Everybody tells jokes, but we still need comedians.
JIMMY WALES Whoever is planning a nuclear war or seriously thinking about using nuclear weapons must directly be...
MEHMET MURAT ILDAN People are taking this storm quite seriously.
LEE MCCONNELL I laugh at people who think their spontaneous, yet plan their spontaneous moments.
SONYA.E.WILLIAMS Words can change their meaning, just by repeating them.
DEYTH BANGER To be poetic is how u get somebody as a girl around you...

"Dexter: You seem uncertain. I...
DEYTH BANGER I think Bell and Rogers are probably formulating their opinions on the subject.
DOUG COOPER I like to make jokes; I consider myself a funny person. I just think making jokes about people who a...
MARIA SHRIVER I find my fans are really funny people. Most comedians can't say that about their fans.
MIKE BIRBIGLIA It is not materialism that is the chief curse of the world, as pastors teach, but idealism. Men get ...
H. L. MENCKEN It is not materialism that is the chief curse of the world, as pastors teach, but idealism. Men get ...
HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN The politicians of New York have everything that is necessary to make proper decisions and they will...
TOM HAYDEN Gene Autry, Roy Rogers, Dale Evans - these people are giants, legends; their names are household wor...
NORM CROSBY People are so docile right now. It is almost as if good government means when the politicians lie to...
JAMES BOVARD All modern U.S. presidents are perforce politicians, prisoners of their past pronouncements, their p...
TONY JUDT The American Republic will endure, until politicians realize they can bribe the people with their ow...
ALEXIS DE TOCQUEVILLE Zimbabwe are in tough group and will be taking this match seriously which is good for us.
KALUSHA BWALYA Too many of the career politicians, the established politicians in Washington on both sides of the a...
MATT BEVIN Nothing is a joke with me. It just all comes out like one.
LORRIE MOORE Our lives are changed by surrounding ourselves with people who are changing their lives.
ERIC PARROTT If everyone knows their roles in the organisation, do their best in their role, then success is defi...
ZENG HAN JUN Don't think that this people are stupid, probably you have caught one, but you didn't finish your wo...
DEYTH BANGER Politicians always pretend that they are representing the people,but the fact is they are all out to...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) There are lots of people who cannot think seriously without injuring their minds.
JOHN JAY CHAPMAN There are lots of people who can't think seriously without injuring their brains
JOHN JAY CHAPMAN What is obnoxious about the motives of politicians - whatever those motives may be - is that politic...
P. J. O'ROURKE Critics at their best are independent voices; people take seriously their responsibility to see as m...
TERRY TEACHOUT If [politicians] are going to go after this demographic, it's not just about the issues but about fa...
DAVID KING But stories are like people, Atticus. Loving them doesn’t make them perfect. You try to cherish th...
MATT RUFF You can learn from them, you can see what is bothering people. ... The jokes are a screen on which p...
MARC GALANTER It's always impressive when talented comedians are easy laughers or generous with their laughs.
HANK AZARIA All writers want to know that someone is reading their work, taking them seriously. It provides a ki...
FELICE PICANO Changing laws and changing the political dialogue, while necessary, is insufficient to ensure that b...
CHELSEA CLINTON The comedians indulge us in laughter, the politicians amuse us with blunder
DR.MOHAMMED FAIG ABAD ALRAZAK Judgment refers to a sound mind. When there is no sound mind in a society, people in that society do...
SUNDAY ADELAJA Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously.
GILBERT K. CHESTERTON Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously.
GILBERT KEITH CHESTERTON Without education, we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously.
G.K. CHESTERTON Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously.
G. K. CHESTERTON We must leave people for their happiness. – Shahwan SETHI
MUHAMMAD SHAHWAN TARIQ Jokes about politics seem to be fair game, as well. Their average age was 25 and that may have a bea...
CHRISTOPHER LEGROW There are people who can start having very powerful experiences without taking psychedelics. It can ...
STANISLAV GROF People can have their opinions about everything in the world, but people's opinions end where the ti...
C. JOYBELL C. We do check them out. We take everything seriously until it's proven that their idea is not justifie...
DEBBIE TANNA There is no such thing as several Romanias, but only politicians who divide Romania depending on the...
TRAIAN BASESCU If you are strangling someone and staring them in their eyes as you're depriving them of their life ...
LONNA STEVENS It really hits home when you've got people down there and people's homes and their lives are changin...
MARCUS TRUFANT People are not really interested in what politicians talk about, but what they are really interested...
TSAKHIAGIIN ELBEGDORJ We've got to talk to parents who are taking their young people to an all-night rave and seeing polic...
BARRY MCCAFFREY Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
DAVE BARRY Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
UNKNOWN By the time I’ve finished with you,
you won’t know whether you’ve been kissed or cut,...
WARSAN SHIRE It's always impressive when talented comedians are easy laughers or generous with their laughs.
HANK AZARIA As consumers are clearly changing their spending attitude, the retail sector may continue to benefit...
HARUKI TAKAHASHI The fear is many people are unaware the drugs they are currently taking are not covered by their pla...
DAVID LIPSCHUTZ So far, their case, against Ms Rogers, is estimated to have cost upwards of £50,000.
YOGI AMIN A person who is humanitarian by soul has a great scope of becoming a true comedian, but let remember...
ANUJ SOMANY I guess ultimately a lot of comedians just wanna be taken seriously.
WILL FERRELL I think the military's conclusion is premature and it unfortunately will send the message that they ...
IBRAHIM HOOPER Her problem is that people seem to have formed their opinions and they're not changing their opinion...
DAVID JOHNSON In a strange way, the issue is not as salient, as important or resonates on Main Street as much as p...
STEPHEN HESS Right now, as long as the prices are steady and people have their jobs, I think they will do what is...
ESMAEL ADIBI I think it's indicative of people changing their personal priorities.
DAVID GERBER you cannot shame or belittle people into changing their behavior
BRENé BROWN If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
BOB EDWARDS If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
HELEN GIANGREGORIO The secret lives of politicians are always shady. People need to accept the fact that their leaders ...
EVAN RACHEL WOOD A lot of people probably are going to start taking us a little more seriously.
LEVANCE FIELDS I say that this war is the joint responsibility of the people and the governments. While the war con...
BIN LADEN People who gentrify are usually new transplants to a city, changing it to suit their particular cult...
ANNALEE NEWITZ So far, their case, against Ms Rogers, is estimated to have cost upwards of ú50,000.
YOGI AMIN What incensed him the most was the blatant jokes of the ones that passed it all off as a jest, prete...
JAMES JOYCE I love this country, I love these people, though I can't say I love their politicians. People ar...
PADDY ASHDOWN We are taking these recommendations seriously.
LARRY JACKSON “When you control their water, you control the people.” -Nabil N. Jamal
NABIL N. JAMAL I think for comedians, acting is their natural progression. It's all about progression.
RUSSELL PETERS Bond professionals will know that DRPA politicians are willing to use the power of their office over...
DAVID KOTOK Everything that is, was, and will be, eternally IS, even the countless forms, which are finite and p...
HELENA BLAVATSKY If we take it according to the way the evidence was presented, that was about the twelfth of 78 witn...
JEFF JUSTICE The biotech game is quickly changing. The people must demand their use of these treatments.
LIZ PARRISH It's a cliche in the army, but people always say you'll fight as you train, so we're taking our trai...
JAMIE WHITE We are taking the decline of these killer whales seriously and we will work to sustain and support t...
BOB LOHN People will ignore their misfortunes and their interests when they are in competition with their ple...
PROVERB People will ignore their misfortunes and their interests when they are in competition with their ple...
FRENCH PROVERB The reason most people never reach their goals is that they don't define them, learn about them, or ...
DENIS WAITLEY But I will say that most comedians are the saddest people I know. That is the biggest paradox to me.
JEAN RENO It (destiny) is what you have always wanted to accomplish. Everyone, when they are young, knows what...
PAULO COELHO I'm hoping the [appeals] board will take more seriously their job duty and understand the rules and ...
GREGORY HARDCASTLE The popular tendency is to listen approvingly to the most extreme statements and claims of politicia...
ELIHU ROOT The fact is that people are good, if only their fundamental wishes are satisfied, their wish for aff...
ABRAHAM MASLOW They are not taking our proposal seriously.
CHARLENE JONES Girls are more stable in their mind. They're more cool and collected. Men, I don't think they take i...
CHRISTI NARDOZZI Clever nations are the ones who keep changing their governments! Because power must change hands oth...
MEHMET MURAT ILDAN Surround yourself with people who take their work seriously, but not themselves.
COLIN POWELL

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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
WILL ROGERS Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
WILL ROGERS Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
WILL ROGERS Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
WILL ROGERS The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
WILL ROGERS Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
WILL ROGERS When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
WILL ROGERS I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody a chance to get...
WILL ROGERS I have no Politics. I am for the Party that is out of Power, no matter which one it is. But I will g...
WILL ROGERS When I die, my epitaph or whatever you call those signs on gravestones is going to read: I joked abo...
WILL ROGERS Here it is, a New Year. We got to make some resolutions, as well as interest and tax payments in thi...
WILL ROGERS Everybody is ignorant only on different subjects.
WILL ROGERS Lord, the money we do spend on Government and its not one bit better than the government we got for ...
WILL ROGERS There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole Government working for you. All you ...
WILL ROGERS We can make this thing into a Party, instead of a Memory.
WILL ROGERS Youve got to be an optimist to be a Democrat, and youve got to be a humorist to stay one.
WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized partyI am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS And kid Congress and the Senate, dont scold em. They are just children thats never grown up. They do...
WILL ROGERS I originated a remark many years ago that I think has been copied more than any little thing that Iv...
WILL ROGERS I never met a man I didn't like.
WILL ROGERS When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds
WILL ROGERS Lobbyists have more offices in Washington than the President. You see, the President only tells Cong...
WILL ROGERS The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse ...
WILL ROGERS Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
WILL ROGERS You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.
WILL ROGERS It's great to be great, but it's greater to be human.
WILL ROGERS I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody chance to get s...
WILL ROGERS Diplomats are just as essential in starting a war as soldiers are in finishing it.
WILL ROGERS Do anything in this world but monkey with somebody eles's religion. What reasoning of conceit makes ...
WILL ROGERS Fanatical religion driven to a certain point is almost as bad as none at all, but not quite.
WILL ROGERS It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
WILL ROGERS Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.
WILL ROGERS In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You bein...
WILL ROGERS Believe in something for another world, but don't be too set on what it is, and then you won't start...
WILL ROGERS The person with the best job in the country is the vice president. All he has to do is get up every ...
WILL ROGERS I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
WILL ROGERS I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.
WILL ROGERS No party is as bad as its leaders.
WILL ROGERS Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
WILL ROGERS The more you read and observe about this politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each part...
WILL ROGERS The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
WILL ROGERS This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it. That we have carried...
WILL ROGERS The reason political party platforms are so long is that when you straddle anything it takes a long ...
WILL ROGERS If you ever injected truth into politics, you would have no politics.
WILL ROGERS It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out the next morning that it was s...
WILL ROGERS All I know is what I read in the papers.
WILL ROGERS The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the ...
WILL ROGERS America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing.
WILL ROGERS The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best o...
WILL ROGERS Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an i...
WILL ROGERS America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
WILL ROGERS Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House an...
WILL ROGERS There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you
WILL ROGERS There is no argument in the world that carries the hatred that a relioious belief does. The more lea...
WILL ROGERS A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get off the thing that he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.
WILL ROGERS Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
WILL ROGERS Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERS Never miss a good chance to shut up.
WILL ROGERS Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS I will never joke about old soldiers who try to get to reunions to talk over the war again. To talk ...
WILL ROGERS The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
WILL ROGERS You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness.
WILL ROGERS Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough to ruin every enjoymen...
WILL ROGERS A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
WILL ROGERS Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion.
WILL ROGERS All I know is just what I read in the papers.
WILL ROGERS Everybody is ignorant -- only on different subjects.
WILL ROGERS If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
WILL ROGERS There's no trick to being humorous when you have the whole government working for you.
WILL ROGERS Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
WILL ROGERS There ain't nothing that breaks up homes, country, and nations like somebody publishing their memoir...
WILL ROGERS When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do -- w...
WILL ROGERS There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The ...
WILL ROGERS Compared to them I
WILL ROGERS The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up...
WILL ROGERS We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR C...
WILL ROGERS My ancestors didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there to meet the boat.
WILL ROGERS Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.
WILL ROGERS Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work.
WILL ROGERS I wonder if it isn't just cowardice instead of generosity that makes us give tips.
WILL ROGERS The whole financial structure of Wall Street seems to rise or fall on the mere fact that the Federal...
WILL ROGERS An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else s.
WILL ROGERS There wasn't any more truth in over half of what any so-called orator said. If it wasn't a Deliberat...
WILL ROGERS A debt is just as hard for a Government to pay as it is for an individual. No debt ever comes due at...
WILL ROGERS The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole?
WILL ROGERS The main thing about being a hero is to know when to die.
WILL ROGERS Being a hero is about the shortest lived profession on earth.
WILL ROGERS We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
WILL ROGERS There is an awful lot of difference between reading something and actually seeing it, for you can ne...
WILL ROGERS Don't be misled by History, or any other unreliable source.
WILL ROGERS Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERS Live so that you wouldn
WILL ROGERS The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
WILL ROGERS In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write, but evidently can't read. If they c...
WILL ROGERS There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.
WILL ROGERS There is no more interesting place in the world to meet characters than a movie set. If you have los...
WILL ROGERS Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something ...
WILL ROGERS Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up. If it don't...
WILL ROGERS Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people th...
WILL ROGERS I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today.
WILL ROGERS Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are to finishing it. You take Diplomac...
WILL ROGERS I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse.
WILL ROGERS This depression was deep, and you don't climb out of anything as quick as you fall in.
WILL ROGERS Lord, let me live until I die.
WILL ROGERS One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next.
WILL ROGERS Things will get better -- despite our efforts to improve them.
WILL ROGERS You can't say that civilization don't advance... for in every war they kill you a new way.
WILL ROGERS There should be one day when there is open season on senators.
WILL ROGERS This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a h...
WILL ROGERS With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.
WILL ROGERS When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states.
WILL ROGERS Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't ...
WILL ROGERS If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session ...
WILL ROGERS Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work
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WILL ROGERS Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting ...
WILL ROGERS You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war, they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERS You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERS Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
WILL ROGERS Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest thing to hold
WILL ROGERS You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one
WILL ROGERS Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
WILL ROGERS All I know is what I read in the papers
WILL ROGERS Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.
WILL ROGERS The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meet...
WILL ROGERS The Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
WILL ROGERS The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. Even when you make a tax form out on ...
WILL ROGERS Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you do not know when it is through if you are a croo...
WILL ROGERS Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people th...
WILL ROGERS Common sense ain't common.
WILL ROGERS I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad as some of our newspapers make it
WILL ROGERS The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every mor...
WILL ROGERS Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything.
WILL ROGERS I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.
WILL ROGERS Lead your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work.
WILL ROGERS You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERS For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the po...
WILL ROGERS Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.
WILL ROGERS Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
WILL ROGERS Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each ot...
WILL ROGERS All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
WILL ROGERS Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ...
WILL ROGERS Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutio...
WILL ROGERS Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it...
WILL ROGERS A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you...
WILL ROGERS Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
WILL ROGERS A fool and his money are soon elected.
WILL ROGERS I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERS Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
WILL ROGERS It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
WILL ROGERS People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their...
WILL ROGERS Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress peo...
WILL ROGERS Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they do...
WILL ROGERS Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising a...
WILL ROGERS If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising ...
WILL ROGERS The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress ...
WILL ROGERS What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
WILL ROGERS Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
WILL ROGERS There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The ...
WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then se...
WILL ROGERS Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERS Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
WILL ROGERS You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.
WILL ROGERS Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
WILL ROGERS We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
WILL ROGERS A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
WILL ROGERS Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United Stat...
WILL ROGERS Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.
WILL ROGERS The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live o...
WILL ROGERS When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.
WILL ROGERS A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
WILL ROGERS Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
WILL ROGERS We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
WILL ROGERS The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
WILL ROGERS I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'
WILL ROGERS Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
WILL ROGERS Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we neve...
WILL ROGERS Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
WILL ROGERS Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
WILL ROGERS Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a Hous...
WILL ROGERS If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, a...
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WILL ROGERS If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper t...
WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.
WILL ROGERS An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
WILL ROGERS Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifu...
WILL ROGERS The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every mor...
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