Everything you’re telling me was just a story, and now it’s real.
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BRYSON TILLER Britain still has the most reliably beautiful countryside of anywhere in the world. I would hate to ...
BILL BRYSON As my father always used to tell me, 'You see, son, there's always someone in the world worse off th...
BILL BRYSON I just want to make $100 million and retire.
BRYSON TILLER The average Southerner has the speech patterns of someone slipping in and out of consciousness. I ca...
BILL BRYSON I once joked in a book that there are three things you can't do in life. You can't beat the ...
BILL BRYSON Scientists tend to be unappreciated in the world at large, but you can hardly overstate the importan...
BILL BRYSON I just use my life story as a kind of device on which to hang comic observations. It's not my in...
BILL BRYSON It's going to be inconvenient, you have the eastern part of the city from here. With these hotels, y...
JIM BRYSON Gold's been strong and we've seen more stories about foreign direct investments. We should look towa...
JIM BRYSON I want things to be better all the time. And I tend to get angry about that. Books are an opportunit...
BILL BRYSON I once joked in a book that there are three things you can't do in life. You can't beat the ...
BILL BRYSON But that's the glory of foreign travel, as far as I am concerned. I don't want to know what people a...
BILL BRYSON Nobody gets excited about the future at all, ever. The future is something we find depressing and wo...
BILL BRYSON Maybe I was just born with a little bit of vocals or natural talent, but I feel like I taught myself...
BRYSON TILLER A third...candidate for Shakespearean authorship was Christopher Marlowe. He was the right age (just...
BILL BRYSON A Walk in the Woods
BILL BRYSON You can always tell a Midwestern couple in Europe because they will be standing in the middle of a b...
BILL BRYSON Maybe I was just born with a little bit of vocals or natural talent, but I feel like I taught myself...
BRYSON TILLER It's pretty rough to deal with. But I've still got to be a leader, a motivator. I'm still coming to ...
BRYSON ROSSER Those guys are capable, but they're both learning, and it's their first year, and it's going to take...
BRYSON ROSSER And to move forward and to build on it (better communications) I think would be in the best interest...
BRYSON PONCE It was for the first time really that the chief acknowledged we weren't making these things up. The ...
BRYSON PONCE Chief, if you are committed to doing that, like you said you are, along with your staff, we will do ...
BRYSON PONCE We dug ourselves a hole. But we're not gonna stop. We'll come back fighting next year.
BRYSON KRUEGER It was kind of a morale booster. It reassured us that we can play with anybody in the league.
BRYSON KRUEGER They definitely took us out of some of the stuff we try to run. We just didn't come out ready to pla...
BRYSON KRUEGER They took the fight to us. There wasn't much we could do.
BRYSON KRUEGER The second home run I thought it was a pop-up. I guess the wind gave me a little help.
BRYSON BENDALL It was a good pitch at the knee caps and I got in front and attacked it. I didn't know what a home r...
BRYSON BENDALL I would rather have bowel surgery in the woods with a stick. If you are not stung or pronged to deat...
BILL BRYSON [Australia] is the home of the largest living thing on earth, the Great Barrier Reef, and of the lar...
BILL BRYSON The people are immensely likable— cheerful, extrovert, quick-witted, and unfailingly obliging. The...
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