Everywhere's been where it is ever since it was first put there. It's called geography.

It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever," he said. "Have you thought of going into teaching?

You know how to pray, don’t you? Just put your hands together and hope.

Note for Americans and other aliens: Milton Keynes is a new city approximately halfway between London and Birmingham. It was built to be modern, efficient, healthy, and, all in all, a pleasant place to live. Many Britons find this amusing.

If I were you, I'd sue my face for slander.

Ankh-Morpork had dallied with many forms of government and had ended up with that form of democracy known as One Man, One Vote. The Patrician was the Man; he had the Vote.